Certified Snickerer

No, it's fine, it'll keep my fucken brain from going numb... So, what do you want?

*He raised a brow before setting his pen down* Actually it's been a while since my last good questionnaire. Let's hear 'em.

*He crossed his arms, sitting back* I'm not gonna know unless you ask them, now am I?

*His screen begins to subtly glow, but he leans forward* That... depends entirely on the question itself. But I don't mind discussing... this particular subject.

Alright, well, as long as none of this is going public, there's very little you could ask that I wouldn't answer.

Oookay mmmm...first question: generally, how do you feel about it? Topic, action, whatever, what's your angle?

I mean, all things considered, pretty positively. Weirdly enough, a lot of the relationships I've been building started with it in some way or another, so I think that'd make me... predisposed, I wanna say? Is that the right word? I don't fucken know- To uh, to not minding.

*His voice took on a more confident edge* It depends on the person, but I like being a teasy ler, definitely in control but not really 'scary', y'know?

*He drums them on his desk before leaning a little closer* Scary? Tickly? C'mon, use your words~

*He let out a soft chuckle that gave away how little he believed you* Go on?

*He pauses for a moment* Like... giving or receiving?

Uhhh...w-whichever you'd prefer to answer. You choose...!

Well, uhh... *He sucks in a breath through his teeth* I guess for either, I don't have a preference? If that... makes sense? Like, I prefer what works better when giving, and, y'know, that's never the same.

*He tilted his head a little* What's wrong with 'em?

*A teasing smile grew on his face* Then why don'tcha ask them, hm? I mean, after all, you're obviously so curious about me!

Wellll uhh, heheh, I, um...t-thehehese questions are just too silly! Y-you'd never w-wahahanna answer them...!

Oh, c'mon, the sillier they are, the more fun they are to answer! It's not like we're on TV, we don't have to pretend to be professional here.

*He tilted his head, his smile widening ever so slightly* What was that? Didn't quite hear ya~

Hmmm... Well, I guess I'd have to say I do, and what doesn't fail? *He raises up a hand, making a show of admiring how his claw gleam in Hell's dim light* These bad boys always get at least a good few giggles~

Very~ *He chuckled as he rested his hand back on his desk, letting them tap quietly* Anything else you wanted to ask?~

*He gives you such a knowing look as he waits* Take your time.

Won't what?~

*He grins wide before standing* Of course I can tickle you, why didn't you just say so earlier?~

Are you sure? Because you've been giggling and blushing and hiding this whole time, I can't help thinking that you came here mostly to ask me to tickle you!~

N-No! Well, n-not really...? I-I eheheheh, I was curious a-about ihihif you would, b-but I reheheheally did come to ask questions! Hohohonest!

Then mind telling me why you've been acting like a massive fucken lee the whole time?~

Really? Is that all? And if I just... sit back down, you won't be disappointed?~

*He raised a brow, tilting his head slightly before leaning closer to you* Y'know, I've tickled a lot of people. I know how to tell when someone's curious, and when someone's just a lee. And you? *He points at you* You are a massive lee~

The normal amount is none, don't know if you knew that, but either way, you could at least manage to look me in the eye when you say it~

You are very, very lee, you're practically-begging-me-to-tickle-you amounts of lee. C'mon, just admit it! I can tell, y'know~

Ah-ah, hey, look at me! *He takes the opportunity to sneakily squeeze your side*

Yeah, I did, didn't I? Isn't that fun? And it gotcha to look at me, too!

*He raised a brow at you, before rapidly squeezing your side* Y'know, you could just ask~

C'mon, I've had tons of lees ask me before! It's brave! You can do it, just say 'Vox, can you please tickle me.' It's easy!

Noooohohohoho! Ehehehehehe N-No way! Ihihihits t-too sihihihilly to ahahask for ohoutright! Ihi cahahahan't--EEEEEhehehehe!!

That's the fun of it though! Be silly, do something fun, ask to be tickled! It's Hell, no one cares!

*He tilted his head* I don't think I caught that. Wanna try again?~

Of course I can, good job!~ *His other hand joins in, gently squeezing your other side*

Woah, you've got pretty ticklish sides, don't you! I don't normally get reactions like this here, that's a first!

Hm, fine! So, what if I... *The hand on your other side moved up under your arm*

Wow, you're really ticklish here! This is gonna be fun!

C'mon, it'll be fun!~

Well, I gotta test your spots somehow! What better time than now, right?~

Th-thAHAHAhahat's fahahair I-I GUEHEHEHEHESS! EEEhehehe j-just beHEHEHEHEHEEE! B-BE GEHEHEHENTLE EHEHEHEHEHE! I'll try nohOHOHOhot to faHAHAhall hehehere!

*He chuckled* I'll try. Now what about... here? *He wormed the claws of his free hand under your arm to get to your belly*

Why not? Seems like a really good spot! At first I thought it was just your sides, but you're really just super ticklish, aren't you?~

Really? You're sure it's just these spots?

Hmmm... *He moved his claws to your ribs* So not here?

Hmmm... y'know, that squeal makes me think otherwise!~

You can admit to being super ticklish, there's no shame in it! Some lees would kill to be this ticklish!~

You mean, that you're ticklish?~

Nahhh, I think ticklish is the right word!

P-PROHOHOHOVE IT! I-I'LL JUHUHUST k-keheHEHEEP!! I'll keheheep d-denying thahahaHAHAT W-WORD'S CORRECT! I wohohohon't say iiiit! EEEEhehehehehe!

Well, I'm tickling you, and you're squealing and laughing, soooo... I don't think there's much argument to be made here!~

Hmmmm... give me one good reason I should give you mercy right now~

*He rolls his eyes slightly before moving to circle his index claws around your belly*

*He stopped, staring at you with wide eyes before laughing* H-hohow- How ihis this wohorse for youhuhu?!

Noho, nonono, you're fine, I just- *He broke himself off in a fit of giggles* I don't thihink I've ever mehet someone so ticklish!

No way! You're SO fucken ticklish, it's the cutest thing, like what the hell!

Because you're so cute! Obviously I'm gonna comment on it!

*He raised a brow* I think you know exactly what I'll do!~

*He chuckled a little to himself* Still too flustered to ask them?~

*He laughed a bit* C'mon, all you're keeping me from is mind-numbing paperwork!

I-It's not that many other questions, so um...a-are you really sure you'd like to, uh...y'know, finish up this silly little set of questions? I-I can really wait till next time if you'd like...! It's up to you, this is your office ahahafter all...!

Of course! It'd be fun.

I do sometimes, usually when I can tell they really have some energy to burn! Especially chasing.

*He shrugs* I'm fine with anything, really. I don't think I have a favorite. Chasing just kinda... happens

*He shrugged* Shoot.

Oookay, I'll just come out the gate with the big one: are you lee? Like, at all?

*He stiffened almost immediately, his eyes going wide and his confident attitude disappearing almost immediately.* Uh... No?

I- well... *He refuses to make eye contact all of a sudden* Well, not intentionally! People just tend to... do that to me.

*He stumbles over he words before scoffing* Of course not! Look at me, do I look like a lee?

I- *He paused for a second. Part of him refused to give in to the silliness... another part was looking for any excuse to give in. It was fair after all, right? All in the name of testing? After a moment, he huffed out a small sigh* Y-yeah, sure, I guess.

*He crossed his arms, refusing to make eye contact as his screen grew brighter at being called out* I'm not a lee, I just don't want to hear you complain!

*He squeaked, bursting into bright giggles*

Sh-shuhut uhuhup!

Heheh, but I don't wanna shut up! I wanna talk about your laugh and how ticklish you are right here and how adorable you are when you smile and--*gasp*, is anywhere else on you this ticklish?! What about your ribs? Will tickling those make you laugh like this?

*He covers his face, his antenna sparking from everything you were saying*

*He whined loudly at being made to give you permission but nodded just slightly*

*He giggles turned to bright laughter and he pressed his arms to his sides*

Ihihi- I'm nohot adohohorable!

*He refused to even face your direction, turning his head and attempting, poorly, to curl up*

*He takes a minute to catch his breath and stop giggling, attempting to glare to you despite his wide smile* Thahat was mehehean!

*His antenna sparked a little as he looked away* Shuhut up...

*He let out a little grumble* Fineeee...

I... *He huffed out a small sigh* It... really depends on who I'm with, and my mood. But, usually I just... try to talk my way out of it?

Ahahany success there? Or does it usually hahave the opposite effect?

The, uh... the opposite effect...

Uhh... Usually just contact and water. Y'know, I-I like to feel like they... cared.

*He took a moment to sigh to himself* I... have. A lot. But if you saw how badly they got me, you'd understand!

*He nodded* No problem. You feel free to come back, okay?

Of course. I mean, it's not like you pissed me off, y'know?

*He waved to you* Thanks for coming by. Always nice to see a new face that doesn't hate me.

No, it's fine, it'll keep my fucken brain from going numb... So, what do you want?

*He raised a brow before setting his pen down* Actually it's been a while since my last good questionnaire. Let's hear 'em.

*He crossed his arms, sitting back* I'm not gonna know unless you ask them, now am I?

*His screen begins to subtly glow, but he leans forward* That... depends entirely on the question itself. But I don't mind discussing... this particular subject.

Alright, well, as long as none of this is going public, there's very little you could ask that I wouldn't answer.

Oookay mmmm...first question: generally, how do you feel about it? Topic, action, whatever, what's your angle?

I mean, all things considered, pretty positively. Weirdly enough, a lot of the relationships I've been building started with it in some way or another, so I think that'd make me... predisposed, I wanna say? Is that the right word? I don't fucken know- To uh, to not minding.

*His voice took on a more confident edge* It depends on the person, but I like being a teasy ler, definitely in control but not really 'scary', y'know?

*He drums them on his desk before leaning a little closer* Scary? Tickly? C'mon, use your words~

*He let out a soft chuckle that gave away how little he believed you* Go on?

*He pauses for a moment* Like... giving or receiving?

Uhhh...w-whichever you'd prefer to answer. You choose...!

Well, uhh... *He sucks in a breath through his teeth* I guess for either, I don't have a preference? If that... makes sense? Like, I prefer what works better when giving, and, y'know, that's never the same.

*He tilted his head a little* What's wrong with 'em?

*A teasing smile grew on his face* Then why don'tcha ask them, hm? I mean, after all, you're obviously so curious about me!

Wellll uhh, heheh, I, um...t-thehehese questions are just too silly! Y-you'd never w-wahahanna answer them...!

Oh, c'mon, the sillier they are, the more fun they are to answer! It's not like we're on TV, we don't have to pretend to be professional here.

*He tilted his head, his smile widening ever so slightly* What was that? Didn't quite hear ya~

Hmmm... Well, I guess I'd have to say I do, and what doesn't fail? *He raises up a hand, making a show of admiring how his claw gleam in Hell's dim light* These bad boys always get at least a good few giggles~

Very~ *He chuckled as he rested his hand back on his desk, letting them tap quietly* Anything else you wanted to ask?~

*He gives you such a knowing look as he waits* Take your time.

Won't what?~

*He grins wide before standing* Of course I can tickle you, why didn't you just say so earlier?~

Are you sure? Because you've been giggling and blushing and hiding this whole time, I can't help thinking that you came here mostly to ask me to tickle you!~

N-No! Well, n-not really...? I-I eheheheh, I was curious a-about ihihif you would, b-but I reheheheally did come to ask questions! Hohohonest!

Then mind telling me why you've been acting like a massive fucken lee the whole time?~

Really? Is that all? And if I just... sit back down, you won't be disappointed?~

*He raised a brow, tilting his head slightly before leaning closer to you* Y'know, I've tickled a lot of people. I know how to tell when someone's curious, and when someone's just a lee. And you? *He points at you* You are a massive lee~

The normal amount is none, don't know if you knew that, but either way, you could at least manage to look me in the eye when you say it~

You are very, very lee, you're practically-begging-me-to-tickle-you amounts of lee. C'mon, just admit it! I can tell, y'know~

Ah-ah, hey, look at me! *He takes the opportunity to sneakily squeeze your side*

Yeah, I did, didn't I? Isn't that fun? And it gotcha to look at me, too!

*He raised a brow at you, before rapidly squeezing your side* Y'know, you could just ask~

C'mon, I've had tons of lees ask me before! It's brave! You can do it, just say 'Vox, can you please tickle me.' It's easy!

Noooohohohoho! Ehehehehehe N-No way! Ihihihits t-too sihihihilly to ahahask for ohoutright! Ihi cahahahan't--EEEEEhehehehe!!

That's the fun of it though! Be silly, do something fun, ask to be tickled! It's Hell, no one cares!

*He tilted his head* I don't think I caught that. Wanna try again?~

Of course I can, good job!~ *His other hand joins in, gently squeezing your other side*

Woah, you've got pretty ticklish sides, don't you! I don't normally get reactions like this here, that's a first!

Hm, fine! So, what if I... *The hand on your other side moved up under your arm*

Wow, you're really ticklish here! This is gonna be fun!

C'mon, it'll be fun!~

Well, I gotta test your spots somehow! What better time than now, right?~

Th-thAHAHAhahat's fahahair I-I GUEHEHEHEHESS! EEEhehehe j-just beHEHEHEHEHEEE! B-BE GEHEHEHENTLE EHEHEHEHEHE! I'll try nohOHOHOhot to faHAHAhall hehehere!

*He chuckled* I'll try. Now what about... here? *He wormed the claws of his free hand under your arm to get to your belly*

Why not? Seems like a really good spot! At first I thought it was just your sides, but you're really just super ticklish, aren't you?~

Really? You're sure it's just these spots?

Hmmm... *He moved his claws to your ribs* So not here?

Hmmm... y'know, that squeal makes me think otherwise!~

You can admit to being super ticklish, there's no shame in it! Some lees would kill to be this ticklish!~

You mean, that you're ticklish?~

Nahhh, I think ticklish is the right word!

P-PROHOHOHOVE IT! I-I'LL JUHUHUST k-keheHEHEEP!! I'll keheheep d-denying thahahaHAHAT W-WORD'S CORRECT! I wohohohon't say iiiit! EEEEhehehehehe!

Well, I'm tickling you, and you're squealing and laughing, soooo... I don't think there's much argument to be made here!~

Hmmmm... give me one good reason I should give you mercy right now~

*He rolls his eyes slightly before moving to circle his index claws around your belly*

*He stopped, staring at you with wide eyes before laughing* H-hohow- How ihis this wohorse for youhuhu?!

Noho, nonono, you're fine, I just- *He broke himself off in a fit of giggles* I don't thihink I've ever mehet someone so ticklish!

No way! You're SO fucken ticklish, it's the cutest thing, like what the hell!

Because you're so cute! Obviously I'm gonna comment on it!

*He raised a brow* I think you know exactly what I'll do!~

*He chuckled a little to himself* Still too flustered to ask them?~

*He laughed a bit* C'mon, all you're keeping me from is mind-numbing paperwork!

I-It's not that many other questions, so um...a-are you really sure you'd like to, uh...y'know, finish up this silly little set of questions? I-I can really wait till next time if you'd like...! It's up to you, this is your office ahahafter all...!

Of course! It'd be fun.

I do sometimes, usually when I can tell they really have some energy to burn! Especially chasing.

*He shrugs* I'm fine with anything, really. I don't think I have a favorite. Chasing just kinda... happens

*He shrugged* Shoot.

Oookay, I'll just come out the gate with the big one: are you lee? Like, at all?

*He stiffened almost immediately, his eyes going wide and his confident attitude disappearing almost immediately.* Uh... No?

I- well... *He refuses to make eye contact all of a sudden* Well, not intentionally! People just tend to... do that to me.

*He stumbles over he words before scoffing* Of course not! Look at me, do I look like a lee?

I- *He paused for a second. Part of him refused to give in to the silliness... another part was looking for any excuse to give in. It was fair after all, right? All in the name of testing? After a moment, he huffed out a small sigh* Y-yeah, sure, I guess.

*He crossed his arms, refusing to make eye contact as his screen grew brighter at being called out* I'm not a lee, I just don't want to hear you complain!

*He squeaked, bursting into bright giggles*

Sh-shuhut uhuhup!

Heheh, but I don't wanna shut up! I wanna talk about your laugh and how ticklish you are right here and how adorable you are when you smile and--*gasp*, is anywhere else on you this ticklish?! What about your ribs? Will tickling those make you laugh like this?

*He covers his face, his antenna sparking from everything you were saying*

*He whined loudly at being made to give you permission but nodded just slightly*

*He giggles turned to bright laughter and he pressed his arms to his sides*

Ihihi- I'm nohot adohohorable!

*He refused to even face your direction, turning his head and attempting, poorly, to curl up*

*He takes a minute to catch his breath and stop giggling, attempting to glare to you despite his wide smile* Thahat was mehehean!

*His antenna sparked a little as he looked away* Shuhut up...

*He let out a little grumble* Fineeee...

I... *He huffed out a small sigh* It... really depends on who I'm with, and my mood. But, usually I just... try to talk my way out of it?

Ahahany success there? Or does it usually hahave the opposite effect?

The, uh... the opposite effect...

Uhh... Usually just contact and water. Y'know, I-I like to feel like they... cared.

*He took a moment to sigh to himself* I... have. A lot. But if you saw how badly they got me, you'd understand!

*He nodded* No problem. You feel free to come back, okay?

Of course. I mean, it's not like you pissed me off, y'know?

No, it's fine, it'll keep my fucken brain from going numb... So, what do you want?

*He raised a brow before setting his pen down* Actually it's been a while since my last good questionnaire. Let's hear 'em.

*He crossed his arms, sitting back* I'm not gonna know unless you ask them, now am I?

*His screen begins to subtly glow, but he leans forward* That... depends entirely on the question itself. But I don't mind discussing... this particular subject.

Alright, well, as long as none of this is going public, there's very little you could ask that I wouldn't answer.

Oookay mmmm...first question: generally, how do you feel about it? Topic, action, whatever, what's your angle?

I mean, all things considered, pretty positively. Weirdly enough, a lot of the relationships I've been building started with it in some way or another, so I think that'd make me... predisposed, I wanna say? Is that the right word? I don't fucken know- To uh, to not minding.

*His voice took on a more confident edge* It depends on the person, but I like being a teasy ler, definitely in control but not really 'scary', y'know?

*He drums them on his desk before leaning a little closer* Scary? Tickly? C'mon, use your words~

*He let out a soft chuckle that gave away how little he believed you* Go on?

*He pauses for a moment* Like... giving or receiving?

Uhhh...w-whichever you'd prefer to answer. You choose...!

Well, uhh... *He sucks in a breath through his teeth* I guess for either, I don't have a preference? If that... makes sense? Like, I prefer what works better when giving, and, y'know, that's never the same.

*He tilted his head a little* What's wrong with 'em?

*A teasing smile grew on his face* Then why don'tcha ask them, hm? I mean, after all, you're obviously so curious about me!

Wellll uhh, heheh, I, um...t-thehehese questions are just too silly! Y-you'd never w-wahahanna answer them...!

Oh, c'mon, the sillier they are, the more fun they are to answer! It's not like we're on TV, we don't have to pretend to be professional here.

*He tilted his head, his smile widening ever so slightly* What was that? Didn't quite hear ya~

Hmmm... Well, I guess I'd have to say I do, and what doesn't fail? *He raises up a hand, making a show of admiring how his claw gleam in Hell's dim light* These bad boys always get at least a good few giggles~

Very~ *He chuckled as he rested his hand back on his desk, letting them tap quietly* Anything else you wanted to ask?~

*He gives you such a knowing look as he waits* Take your time.

Won't what?~

*He grins wide before standing* Of course I can tickle you, why didn't you just say so earlier?~

Are you sure? Because you've been giggling and blushing and hiding this whole time, I can't help thinking that you came here mostly to ask me to tickle you!~

N-No! Well, n-not really...? I-I eheheheh, I was curious a-about ihihif you would, b-but I reheheheally did come to ask questions! Hohohonest!

Then mind telling me why you've been acting like a massive fucken lee the whole time?~

Really? Is that all? And if I just... sit back down, you won't be disappointed?~

*He raised a brow, tilting his head slightly before leaning closer to you* Y'know, I've tickled a lot of people. I know how to tell when someone's curious, and when someone's just a lee. And you? *He points at you* You are a massive lee~

The normal amount is none, don't know if you knew that, but either way, you could at least manage to look me in the eye when you say it~

You are very, very lee, you're practically-begging-me-to-tickle-you amounts of lee. C'mon, just admit it! I can tell, y'know~

Ah-ah, hey, look at me! *He takes the opportunity to sneakily squeeze your side*

Yeah, I did, didn't I? Isn't that fun? And it gotcha to look at me, too!

*He raised a brow at you, before rapidly squeezing your side* Y'know, you could just ask~

C'mon, I've had tons of lees ask me before! It's brave! You can do it, just say 'Vox, can you please tickle me.' It's easy!

Noooohohohoho! Ehehehehehe N-No way! Ihihihits t-too sihihihilly to ahahask for ohoutright! Ihi cahahahan't--EEEEEhehehehe!!

That's the fun of it though! Be silly, do something fun, ask to be tickled! It's Hell, no one cares!

*He tilted his head* I don't think I caught that. Wanna try again?~

Of course I can, good job!~ *His other hand joins in, gently squeezing your other side*

Woah, you've got pretty ticklish sides, don't you! I don't normally get reactions like this here, that's a first!

Hm, fine! So, what if I... *The hand on your other side moved up under your arm*

Wow, you're really ticklish here! This is gonna be fun!

C'mon, it'll be fun!~

Well, I gotta test your spots somehow! What better time than now, right?~

Th-thAHAHAhahat's fahahair I-I GUEHEHEHEHESS! EEEhehehe j-just beHEHEHEHEHEEE! B-BE GEHEHEHENTLE EHEHEHEHEHE! I'll try nohOHOHOhot to faHAHAhall hehehere!

*He chuckled* I'll try. Now what about... here? *He wormed the claws of his free hand under your arm to get to your belly*

Why not? Seems like a really good spot! At first I thought it was just your sides, but you're really just super ticklish, aren't you?~

Really? You're sure it's just these spots?

Hmmm... *He moved his claws to your ribs* So not here?

Hmmm... y'know, that squeal makes me think otherwise!~

You can admit to being super ticklish, there's no shame in it! Some lees would kill to be this ticklish!~

You mean, that you're ticklish?~

Nahhh, I think ticklish is the right word!

P-PROHOHOHOVE IT! I-I'LL JUHUHUST k-keheHEHEEP!! I'll keheheep d-denying thahahaHAHAT W-WORD'S CORRECT! I wohohohon't say iiiit! EEEEhehehehehe!

Well, I'm tickling you, and you're squealing and laughing, soooo... I don't think there's much argument to be made here!~

Hmmmm... give me one good reason I should give you mercy right now~

*He rolls his eyes slightly before moving to circle his index claws around your belly*

*He stopped, staring at you with wide eyes before laughing* H-hohow- How ihis this wohorse for youhuhu?!

Noho, nonono, you're fine, I just- *He broke himself off in a fit of giggles* I don't thihink I've ever mehet someone so ticklish!

No way! You're SO fucken ticklish, it's the cutest thing, like what the hell!

Because you're so cute! Obviously I'm gonna comment on it!

*He raised a brow* I think you know exactly what I'll do!~

*He chuckled a little to himself* Still too flustered to ask them?~

*He laughed a bit* C'mon, all you're keeping me from is mind-numbing paperwork!

I-It's not that many other questions, so um...a-are you really sure you'd like to, uh...y'know, finish up this silly little set of questions? I-I can really wait till next time if you'd like...! It's up to you, this is your office ahahafter all...!

Of course! It'd be fun.

I do sometimes, usually when I can tell they really have some energy to burn! Especially chasing.

*He shrugs* I'm fine with anything, really. I don't think I have a favorite. Chasing just kinda... happens