* THE / QUEEN { autoplay }

aka, “things that sound dirty but I didn’t mean it like that”. Or maybe you did? Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“Can you just bend over?”

“Wow, it’s really hard.” / “Wow, it’s super wet.”

“I’ve never held anything so big before.”

“Maybe you should take it off.” / “You’d look better without that on.”

“It sure is hot in here.”

“You look sweaty.”

“Wanna go for a ride?” / “Wanna go downtown?”

“There’s nothing better than a good weiner on a day like this.”

“Spread your legs.”

“Harder!” / “Faster!”

“Yummy.”

“Here, let me butter your muffin.”

“I’ll let you watch.” / “I’d let your friends watch.”

“I just want to lick it.”

“I’m hungry, but I don’t really want food.”

“I could use a good rub.”

“Oh, it will make you scream.” / “I will make you scream.”

“That’s a nice pair you got there.”

“Don’t be afraid to scream my name.”

“I’d love to get you on your back.”

“Let me show you my bed.”

“I’m super flexible.” / “I have a lot of stamina.”

another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format !     tw  for  violence, blood, mature themes. send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ deck ]   your muse decking mine in the face.

[ punch ]   your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.

[ pin ]   your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.

[ straddle ]   your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.

[ scratch ]   your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.

[ bite ]   your muse biting mine.

[ turn ]   your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.

[ wall ]   your muse pinning mine against a wall.

[ snarl ]   your muse snarling / growling at mine.

[ curse ]   your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.

[ tug ]   your muse gripping mine’s hair.

[ kick ]   your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.

[ point + gun ]   your muse holding mine at gun point.

[ point + knife ]   your muse holding mine at knife point.

[ mock ]   your muse mocking mine.

[ sweep ]   your muse knocking mine off their feet.

[ grab ]   your muse grabbing mine forcibly.

[ shoot ]   your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ stab ]   your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ break ]   your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.

[ strangle ]   your muse choking mine out.

[ shove ]   your muse shoving mine forcibly.

[ bruise ]   your muse making mine bruise.

[ under ]   your muse shoving mine underwater.

[ attempt ]   your muse attempting to kill mine.

[ bare ]   your muse baring their teeth at mine.

[ threaten ]   your muse threatening mine.

[ spit ]   your muse making mine spit blood.

[ bleed ]   your muse making mine bleed.

[ burn ]   your muse burning mine.

[ corner ]   your muse cornering mine.

[ throat ]   your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.

[ challenge ]   your muse challenging mine.

“You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.”

“Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.”

“I will make it back to you. I promise.”

“Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?”

“Is it a crime for someone so good looking to be so sad all the time?”

“I’ve saved you from metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer.”

“I don’t abandon the people that I care about.”

“ I had a really crappy day and I needed it. “

“I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.”

“I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.”

“So much testosterone, so few brain cells.”

“All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.”

“The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel. “

“It’s difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.”

“I wanted to fight for you. I still do.”

“ I should have ripped your head off when I had the chance. “

“ Little tip, woman to woman, don’t piss off the diabolical ones. “

“ What kind of sick game are you playing? “

“ I think I’m dying, and I need you to save my life. “

“ Are you the sandwich police? “

“ I got doppelgängers coming out of my ears. How many do you want? “

“So, how do we kill the bitch?”

“It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of… had sex with him.”

“ You once told me that calling me “Satan” was an insult to Satan. “

“This is my “you’re being a dick” face.“”

“I forgive you. You weren’t born evil. Life made you that way.”

“ Do you have any idea what it’s like to run in heels? I have blisters!”

“I’m like a supernatural Madonna, don’t you think?”

“ You’re kind of evil. No offense.”

“You’re the hottest serial killer in here.”

“So call it pride or vanity, but after the life that I’ve lead, I refuse to drift off into the sunset.”

“First rule of being a vampire is realizing how awesome you are.”

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”