jelly

Because, I don’t know I feel like it’d fit him better. I love Janet Drake who was always religious, and I love Jack Drake who wasn’t but he simply just nodded along with his wife because if believing in religion made her happy than so be it.

So I absolutely believe that upon Janet’s whim, Tim was sent to catholic schools when he was very little.

Tim: We were…buying.. alpacas

Commissioner Gordon: You were buying alpacas?

Tim: For our alpaca farm

Commissioner Gordon: You have an alpaca farm?

Tim: Well not yet, that’s why we were buying them

Commissioner Gordon: You know what? I have 5 other suspects to interview. Good luck with your…alpaca farm, Tim

Tim: Thanks Commissioner

*Gordon leaves*

Jason, walking out of the closet, holding the leash of an alpaca: Are we good?

Tim: Yep!

Dick- flying fish

Jason-puffer

Tim-butterfly fish

Steph-lionfish

bruce-batfish

cass-lungfish

bash immediately reminded me of bryan johnson, that billionaire totally obsessed with anti-aging, the one that got plasma from his son and takes like eleven vitamins a day. i also was getting steve jobs from him, because of his company's peach logo. and of course, elon musk and peter thiel, both comically evil tech guys, like him.

i've heard camilla white was based on martha stewart, but i really liked how she represented modern design trends. everywhere is white to "open up the space," and all of the character and coziness and personalization that comes from living in it for years is gone. most places nowadays look just the same, and that's what she's turned oliver's room into. that's what she tries to do to the entire arconia, strip it of the people that live there and turn it into a beige corporate casino-hell.

lastly, jay pflug and pfizer. pharmaceutical companies by germans. he misrepresents himself to both the public (on social media) and to mabel, pretending to be a nice guy while covering up lester's death, just like medical companies like pfizer sell us medications to help us, save us, but cover up things like unethical experiment drug trials and hike up their prices like crazy (both of these are for real about pfizer).

- get his fake daughter a little detective outfit to wear when she wants to investigate his fake job

- wait up all evening and delay dinner because his fake wife isn’t home yet

- regularly go on fake dates with your fake wife to ensure she is happy

- kissing his fake wife in front of his fake brother in law so that he won’t suspect that their marriage is a scam, instead of telling him that that is, in fact, a weird thing to demand of his sister and her husband

- plan an elaborate evening of date activities because his fake wife came home with a bad mood

- wear matching outfits when going out

- taking his fake family to a ski resort

- telling his fake wife that she could be arrested as a single, older woman living in ostania even though he knows her brother is in the sss in an attempt to convince her to stay married to him long-term

- giving his fake daughter over 600 dalcs ($1900) to go shopping with her friend

- reporting personal and seemingly minor details of his fake daughter's life to his boss