Aliens Everywhere

The Lapa Chronicles: Night 1: Hey ladies let’s check out Lapa…. Night 2: Lean in and pack flip flops to be nimble… Night 3: If she dies, she dies…. @rainhadalapa (at Rainha Da Lapa) https://www.instagram.com/p/CptmxWUt6i5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This spot reminded me of one of my favorite places in NYC- the Cloisters. So thrilled we managed to find time for it while in Rio. It was magnificent. #illstopeventuallymaybe (at Plage Café) https://www.instagram.com/p/CptUYN5Ls_i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Parade of champions #carnaval2023 (at Sambódromo da Marquês de Sapucaí) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpLAUOfrVp0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Collected the last of the us today 🥰🥰🥰. (at H Niterói Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co5oh7Kg9EY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When in Brasil…. #brazilianbikini (at H Niterói Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co2s_m2gGAK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

We stayed at a days inn last night. #donotrecommend BUT still on our way!!!! 😬😬😬 (at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co0M6DTAw4T/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

First pic of brazil trip the Batistas are on the plane and on their way !!!! #weneedahashtag #itsabouttogodown https://www.instagram.com/p/CoyT01ANWQG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Success! So far this year I’ve replaced the sump pump, water heater (thank you @subwaypapi1 💕💕💕) and today every piece of kitchen drain assembly was inspected, flushed, flanges/washers replaced and yay it’s draining like this house keeps draining my bank account. Pretty soon this bitch is going to want a bbl. #iwishiwastheprincess #immario https://www.instagram.com/p/CotRnCDNaxZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy birthday Luna!!!! I love you as if you were my own and you’re definitely one of ours 🥰🥰🥰🥰. Here’s to a lifetime of birthdays to come. https://www.instagram.com/p/CojLWLMNoHy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear employers, this is what your OBSESSION with back to office is doing to your employees. Stop fucking calling me before 9am. Stop inviting me to meetings at lunch. Stop emailing me at fucking 6pm and texting to follow up if I got the email at 8pm and ‘circling back’ at GD 9am the next day. Y’all got way too comfortable accepting covid hours because we were happily at home. FOH. YOU DONT GET COVID HRS WHEN WE ARE COMMUTING 2-3 HRS A DAY AND HAVE TO WEAR REAL CLOTHES. #imsodone #letmefuckinglive #theyretryingtokillus https://www.instagram.com/p/CoXNRbPAEWO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

In my mind I’m always the top pic… #fezcon (at Hard Rock Cafe New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnsNLe_p7CZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I’ve been ITCHING to share!!!! Im so happy for @carlosrozay and @lilli_murillo- thank you for making me MamaShu! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm5Q9grrolv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Gratuitous pic share of my main character Energy for 2023… peep my shoes!!!! #happynewyear 👀 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm4bNlDuTse/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy New Year!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm4U1BjukPV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Primero comer y luego a beber 🎉🎊🎉🎊 #newyearseve https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2wVXprSuV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Merry Christmas 🎄🤶🎄🎅🎄🧑‍🎄🎄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnN8OVr31A/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When your 6 year old niece flosses on you. #titifail https://www.instagram.com/p/CmQc0oytxlF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=