odyssey dashboard simulator
π£ββοΈ captain.odysseus
between two choices hereβ¦
Voting ended onSep 21, 2025
to be so honest neither are looking great but sometimes u gotta make tough decisions. nobody tell my crew about this btw
β¬ crewmate-238-deactivated12109
the sirens are dangerous to YOU. i understand them though. we are holding hands and singing and they're not even eating me
π§ββοΈ siren.girl.40 Follow
OP being deactivated really adds something here
π΅ demodocus.sings.a.lot Follow
π€΄ telemakhos.of.ithaka
just fucked up so bad i met queen helen from sparta and called her "helen of troy" in front of her husband who literally spent ten years fighting a war to get her back FROM TROY. about to throw myself into the sea
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omg no worries babygirl come back anytime :))) happens to everyone
π€΄ telemakhos.of.ithaka
was no one going to tell me helen of troy had a tumblr
π€΄ telemakhos.of.ithaka
β¬ crewmate-24-deactivated9823
for real though has anyone seen elpenor
#i could have sworn he was with us when we were at circes??
β¬ crewmate-438-deactivated5764
dreaming of burger made of helios' cattle rn. mmm
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it is actually insane that people are reblogging this. do you know how disrespectful this is to helios and to all of the gods?? those are literally sacred cattle, i shouldn't be seeing odysseus' crew blogging about how they want to make them into burgers. it's not funny and it's not a joke.
β¬ crewmate-438-deactivated5764
#it was gonna be such a perfect day for a bbq but its stormy all the sudden #:( #oh well i guess we will just eat our burgers inside
how long could it possibly take to weave a fucking shroud
π· ithaca-fact-checker Follow
fun fact! it can actually take 1,543 years to weave a burial shroud for oneβs father in law, depending on the materials, style, and craftsman!
π€΄ telemakhos.of.ithaka
ayyy ithaca fact checker i missed you
who the hell is running this account
#that has to be a joke right #otherwise that would mean that like only an immortal could weave these #ik athena is goddess of weaving but she cant be the only one doing it #right???
not the random naked man i found on my shore who i almost got betrothed to being odysseus king of ithaca are you KIDDING me
π pisistratus-son-of-nestor
π£ββοΈ captain.odysseus
π pisistratus-son-of-nestor
@ telemakhos.of.ithaca @ queen-penelope-official HELLO???
actually disgusting that people are still following @/calyps0 when she literally kept odysseus captive on her island for seven years. yes odysseus is incredibly problematic and he should be held accountable for actions. yes i dont support what he did to polyphemus and i will block anyone who said that was deserved. but he literally has a wife and son he needs to get back to and it's disgusting that she tried to impede him like this
hey what was going on when he stayed at your place for a year
#girl this situation is messyyyy
why is everyone so mad at odysseus. heβs just a silly little guy. my silly little mortal. he does tricks. free him
ok??? have you considered that maybe your son was being a little bitch
π£ββοΈ captain.odysseus
lmfaoooo ive been sending anon hate to polyphemus and he still doesnβt know it was me, odysseus, son of laertes sacker of cities king of ithaca who lives at ithaca palace and is currently sailing home on the aegean sea. click the read more to track my voyage home
#what are you gonna do about it big guy #nobody cares
ποΈpol.y.phe.mus Follow
when i find whoever it is that is sending me these you are going to be so sorry
π queen-penelope-official
like this post if you want to be included in the archery contest tomorrow!
anyone noticed the quality of penelopeβs wines at ithaca palace has kind of sucked lately
πΆοΈ ordinary.beggar.dont.worry Follow
i have a strong feeling that you wonβt have to worry about this for much longer :)
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