erik

( this totally isnt the same admin that runs every victim rp blog whaaatt naahh )

Hey guys !!! owner here

boy trust me the lemon juice guy meant he wants to give you so much lemonade.i pinky promise.i think .idk im lying to be nice sorry youre getting rasclarted that really sucks you are nice. boy you want some ritz crackers and water boy -🐇

My poor boy Erik. My poor little meow meow. I'll kill this bastard Easterman. And then I'll save you and take care of you.

Erik what's your favourite colour? Mine is yellowish orange like the sunset, or mangoes!

Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my idol in tar and he screams loud as fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂😂

My dear boy, I do hope the Kress twins are treating you kindly. You don't deserve to be here

i miss seeing the sun. i miss the outdoors. used to go out into the mountains as a kid, explore and spend the whole day there. now i cant even stand in a field. i miss my life before murkoff took me away.

Are you able to cuss freely on TV? Or there is some sort of censor? — 🐁

Boy we know you ain't meat. That's why we gotta dip you in lemon juice boy #LemonJuiceErikNOW

Boy we gotta dip you in lemon juice boy do you understand boy

Do you like waffles? — 🐁

Are you single by any chance?

Erik. Erik! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'd give anything to save you! You don't deserve to be treated so unfairly. Easterman is a liar. Bastard.

Let’s talk about something fun instead, Erik. Like, whats there to do in Rochester? It seems like an interesting place. Or maybe…what do you like to eat?

Do you want a bacon king from burger king

Mister Erik, what’s your chosen coffee order? As somebody who was on TV but doesn’t wanna be, I definitely have to know! (Might or might not’ve asked the others)… coffee tier brackets are important - ☕️