AESTAS

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

this applies to whites from portugal, greece, spain etc all of those lower tier european countries

I always so MAD when Spaniards include themselves in Latino struggles like their ancestors aren’t 75% responsible for them.

75%? that’s a weird way to say 100%

Spicy white is still white 😂

/\ HELLO

to all the pretty girls who follow me (which is every single one of you) : thanks

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

Take this with you

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

vibraph0ne

I CAN CONFIRM

@moomanblue

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead