Sigil of Malice

a bear has learned my furry son can be bought

And they were comrades

GOTTEM

this shit killed me wtf

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

Yes this is what I need. A group of mini humans cheering me on as I complete daily tasks

When kindergarteners have more respect essential workers then the corporations employing them….

She’s a sensitive soul

question

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

@lovelyaffinity

the mortal kombat theme song is 24 years old and nobody has made a remix that goes half as hard as the original

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions.