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a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
this is possibly the best picture in the whole entire world
This is legen- *wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second part is* dary.
reblogging again 4 that caption
"The Most Dramatic Rendition of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" You’ll Ever Hear"
"OKAAAAAY BYEEEEEE"
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was not it

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I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.
(via counting-stars-at-2am)
(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
what a keeper looks like
fucking want someone like this omg
A loyal freak is the best person to be with…
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"White people looking for something they lost." I physically died.
i just threw my laptop off the bed
when did potatoes learn how to run
i put the semen in amusement
You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word “sorry.”
(via sexual-feelings)

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Siri being a sarcastic bitch
this is possibly the best picture in the whole entire world
This is legen- *wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second part is* dary.
reblogging again 4 that caption