Postshit

Don’t let Big Road fool you. You aren’t supposed to look both ways before crossing. Close your eyes and trust in God that he will guide you to salvation.

can i sniff the road? as a treat?

society

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Who asked

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

this implies you are god

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

nah this isn't even an opinion hamsters can literally die if you sneeze near them too hard i'm not even joking-

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

I would love it if there was a teacher who kinda is sus but is like "I don't get paid enough for this shit" and just ignores it.

Shout out to the dark

what prompted this shoutout?

*transes your gender but like. in a way u r unexpectedly open to*

I don’t think this was the question anon was asking

what’s the news? \(* - *\)

military recruiters love to harass young adults

They just love to harass

In this world, Dad Jokes are lethal. The Listeners suffer fatal reactions, writhing in discomfort and agony, waiting for the inevitable end. As a result, Dad Jokes are illegal, and punishable by life in prison. You, the world’s most deadly criminal, are the master of Dad Jokes.

i love frogs that look like black truffles. they're so compelling

Please god don’t put a frog in your mouth