And it begins now! The trial of Captain Ilima!

bih

“ Ilima, do you see me as a father figure? ”

He’s actually restraining himself to embrace him while crying. And it was very hard.

“Dad, please...you’ve got everything wrong!” Ilima blushed and covered his face in embarrassment. Arceus, spare him from this shame...

Oh, no. He did it again.

(continued from here)

“Oh, did I? I...have no idea what you’re talking about! Must have been a slip of the tongue, or maybe you didn’t hear me right...”

its been about an hour since 2017 started for me so heres a little something! ((im sorry i dont have a fancy graphic its late and i have skule lol)

fake friends who i would kill

@neverendingnitemare @giixma @coerciflos @cattlxya @tabithq @stupitunclenanu @scientificshines

ngifvj9gfrdbf i hate (read love) all of u i hope we stay friends for the rest of the year and after wards <3 

lovely people who i encourage you to check out!

@illunasionary @thedemongunman, @beefymosquito, @nihelego, @mallowofalola, @curious-objecthead, @craniumaniac, @pheroformosa, @withtrustandlove, @tekaguya, @shodown

people whom i haven’t interacted yet but would definitely love to in the future!

📚 for me to grab the book nearest to me, flip to a random page, and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter

((ok so i didnt have any books near me so i asked a frined and

[12:38:07 AM] chels ☀️: specifically “Beau?”[12:38:28 AM] chels ☀️: the immediate line after that is “Hey, Dad, welcome home”[12:38:53 AM] mango: bgfudhj9dfgbfd I love it[12:39:18 AM] chels ☀️: this was brought to you by “life and death: a rule 63 twilight remake"

so here))

“You couldn’t kill me if you tried. Of course you’d need an assassin to do your dirty work. Pathetic as ever, I see.”

“That’s a shame! I was thinking ham and pineapple this time…where’s your sense of adventure, Ilima? Variety is the spice of life!”

“Oh, don’t you worry! I can bring out this knife of mine and stab you at any time, but we both know that no matter what we do to the other it wouldn’t amount to anything.”