I told you I previously committed to friend’s race-fan buds (well, I suppose they are my buds as well, if I am honest) that if HWSNBN doesn’t win the F1 championship, and Max does, we can all skinny dip in the pool at the end of the season.
Fearing that may not be sufficient joo-joo to put on the drivers, I have divined a race-by-race incentive to hopefully get the guys all pulling with me toward our desired goal.
This was inspired in part from a request of friend from one of his (or my) buds, for me to wear my red top this weekend for the race.
Apparently there is some admiration of it.
And, admittedly, it can be revealing with a little inattention (or guile.)
But my next plan to improve our control of the outcome is one which I wish to propose to the assembled multitude:
For each race we watch together where HWSNBN does not get on the podium and Max does, the gentlemen present for the podium ceremony may kiss my nipples.
I have gotten the impression that one or more of them has an interest in them.
One nipple, then the other.
They may hold my breast (briefly) to assure accurate alignment.
Participation is not mandatory. I won’t force anyone.
Merely if they wish to join my campaign.
I am going to determine if our waves of support will help Max through the season.
I realize he doesn’t need my/our help, but I kinda like the idea.
I will propose the idea this weekend to gauge their acceptance.
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