It Fucking Cold

Okay I escaped but now I dunno where I am. Boris 5 would know.

Fuck. Bad news guys.

Anyone else hear that ghoulish horrible scratching and whispering at the windows during the coldest nights of winter 🤣🤣🤣

Holy fuck I finally thawed from that ice. I hope my crops are okay

I wish I lived in the modern day so I could use the web. I just have tumblr running on my sundial and all there is is art of colourful animals in dresses

I haven’t paid taxes since 1897 I don’t think the empire or the tsar remember my village is here

Got called a faggot a while back but its early 20th century russia so idk what that means

Tsar confiscated my harvest for the army, fuck this war we arent even winning

Secret Police threw me in jail for a night and beat me for being too swag

I was out hunting last night and managed to snag a deer but my bitch ass neighbour dimitri stole it while wagging his finger at me and I shot at his feet. I fucking hate that guy now I’m never gonna survive this winter. #peasantproblems

4 of my sons are pulling double shifts at the poverty factory because the wages are so awful