bigger on the inside

I need a female protagonist who has a hefty upper body, sagging boobs, not round and perky. 

I need a female protagonist who has crooked teeth, but she’s unafraid to laugh and smile because she thinks that her overlapping front teeth give her character. 

I need a female protagonist who doesn’t have a flat stomach, and who worries about wearing certain kinds of dresses because ‘my stomach really bulges out in this’. 

I need a female protagonist who doesn’t have flawless hair. 

I need a female protagonist who is not conventionally attractive, but is attractive all the same. 

I need a female protagonist who has blemishes on her skin, who fails or gets lazy to shave often, who has thick eyebrows that she can’t shape herself. 

I need a female protagonist who tries to make herself look presentable at all times, and sometimes cries in frustration because she can’t seem to manage it. 

I need a female protagonist who I, and a lot of other women, could relate to.