no finer cat than i am

If I can not bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

Well, I should hope so. I bought the place with you in mind.

Of course you did, you love me a lot.

Could it? How?

I guess it depends on if you like people who just recite catchphrases and slogans.

It depends on the catchphrase.

Because saying cute little things isn’t really my thing.

Oh, I see. Some people just seem to be better at it than others, I guess. So far I haven't encountered any of them here, but I'm reserving judgement for twenty-four hours.

Because I’d never say anything at all good for a brochure.

Well, why not?

Oh joy, the other one.

Oh, hey, Laura. It's wonderful to see you. Did you miss me?

If they ever put anything I said on a brochure, I’d laugh myself silly.

Why's that?

*stares*

...Can I help you?

I just don’t get excited unless there’s something to be really excited about.

And what's worthy of your excitement, exactly?

It’s okay.

Wow. I think 'Happiest Place On Earth' is a misnomer. Most apathetic place on Earth seems to be more apt, so far.

It’s better than it seems, I guess.

That's really great praise, they should put that on the brochure. "Walt Disney College, better than it seems."