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me: i have like 3293 things to do so i think ill start by doing none of them
US AGAINST THE WORLD by Gavin Aung Than
This is the third appearance of the Ballet Boy and his father. You can read PART 1 andĀ PART 2.
There was more of these?!Ā
Oh my god these are so cute
Iām not crying youāre crying
baroque in the 21st century
So you donāt have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.ļæ¼
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingersļæ¼ and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If youāre lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeksļæ¼.
6. If your armās dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.ļæ¼
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.ļæ¼
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.ļæ¼
If you're lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!
(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)
Thanks for adding another hack!
I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!šš¼

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maaaaaaan, im so tired not even sleep can help me
plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.
M a u s š š± šæ
MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO
some contextĀ
1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriendās abusive ex in the foot
2. abusive ex was also a sex offender
3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralphās items as well
4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital
5. i didnāt do assignment 8 so i am very happy
some more Facts About Ralph
he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about āhow his sister should be able to get marriedā when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for wordĀ āTHATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIEāĀ
in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.
the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service
this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnāt it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia anĀ āorientationā or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Ā
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
Iāve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought āno way do I have any of them following meā until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin āMAPā (pedophile) followers sad to find out Iām an āantiā (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
Iām reblogging to both of my blogs bc I donāt need ppl like that here
If courage isnāt the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isnāt the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it
this is beautiful
By this same token, maybe goodness isnāt the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them.Ā
I love this.
:)
my type is jimin in a red suitĀ
[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying
"fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug"]
I donāt know of the original poster might not be aware
but!
if youāve been a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking, you can enroll into the address confidentiality program (free of cost!) and be registered to vote as an absentee voter and your name and address will not be made available for the public
it is super easy to get enrolled - the application takes like 5 minutes, but it has to be with someone who is certified to do it (most likely an advocate! try going to a family justice center in your area or calling the Attorney Generals office in your area!!!!)
ALSO :Ā
you donāt need to have any police reports or have a protection order to qualify!!! you just have to sign stating that youāve been a victim of one of the aforementioned crimes.
Links to the info for every state in the Wikipedia article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Address_confidentiality_program
Address confidentiality program - Wikipedia

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the switch from āa girl worth fighting forā to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA
That scene shift did more for our generationās understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body.Ā
OKAY BUT HOLD ON THOUGH.
Iāve spent the past⦠five? Letās say five - the past five years analyzing the structure of Disney Musicals as part of the process to write my own/a parody of them, and the thing is that all the modern ones have roughly the same number of songs - except Mulan.
Mulan has about half, because after AGWFF ends with that unresolved final phrase, there are no more songs until the end credits, which isnāt even sung in-universe.
Mulan wasnāt even the REALM of fucking around - when they arrive at that village, when the true horrors of war are brought into the story, not only does it interrupt THAT song, it breaks the entire fucking mold - the movieās damn genre changes; it is no longer a musical.
And the Huns represent this from the start - Jafar and Hades are notable for not having proper villain songs, but Jafar does get his Prince Ali refrain and Hades and his plan get sung ABOUT by the muses. No scene with the Huns has any singing, they are mentioned once in song (the second line of Man, natch), and they of all Disney Villains are probably the most serious - no jokes, no witty asides, no sassy delivery of dry humor. The Huns are an invading army who plan to straight up kill a fuckton of people, including children, and AGWFFās sudden end is the moment when our happy go lucky MUSICAL protagonists finally come in contact with them and their work directly - and it breaks them. Because shit like the Huns cannot exist in happy go lucky musical world. They just exist in our world. The real world. And you canāt sing your problems away here.
The end of A Girl Worth Fighting For is a brilliant use of metanarrative sensibilities to convey a message. It is utterly perfect.
Daaaamn, Tony. Thatās fucking deep, my guy
I didnāt spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Masterās Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.
Iroh & his sons