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shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

‘wouldn’t sleazebag kirishima cheat on you?’ you wish he would. but the thing about sleazebag kiri is that he’s in his forties now. he spent his youth fucking around and by the time he sets his sights on you it’s bc he’s ready to settle down now <3 isn’t that sweet <3 he’ll never get tired of you ever baby no matter how much you beg him to leave you alone

wait getting into a bad accident at the city you’re new to and when the hospital asks if there’s anyone you can call the only person you know in the area is the 2d man you had a one night stand with last week so in your delirium and shock you call him up sobbing high on pain killers. you forget about it basically immediately but next thing you know he’s showing up at your bedside petting your face asking what happened to his baby….okay. a little weird for a guy you slept with once to say but his cool hand feels good against your warm face. even weirder is that when the hospital releases you he offers to drive you home. doesn’t ask for your address either bc he takes you to HIS home instead. he’s got to keep a close eye on you of course. you’re gonna need some help while you get back on your feet. just let him take care of you baby. everything’s going to be alright it’s in his hands now

inviting your best friend kiryu over and you guys catch up and gossip over some drinks and you order sushi and he feeds you spicy tuna rolls and then you guys settle into the couch to watch a movie and then he finger fucks you til you gush all over his hand

getting sent a recording of your own voice whining about not wanting him to go when you text him to fuck off

one thing about men from any part of the political spectrum is that they love love love love a chance to defend a rapist and smear a victim as long as it benefits them in some way

and to be clear the benefit is often just the more they defend rape the easier it’ll be for them to get away with rape

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

evil man who overcompensates for his feelings by fucking you within an inch of your life

F/o who knows exactly how intensely they look at you during sex and how much it makes you squirm, but who also redirects your gaze with a firm hand on your chin and an “eyes on me” when you get shy and try to look away 🫣

I dont remember saying that