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Me saying 'I need to lock in' every 5 minutes without ever actually locking in ever

Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?