cookie monster

i need switch/vers sirius written more bc his duality is insane, like what do you mean one minute he can be on his back, pulling his thighs to his chest as remus eats his ass until he’s crying but then the next be pushing remus against a counter and fucking the life out of him and calling him a good boy hello?

remus has a really deep and low voice btw and it's even worse when he just woke up, so sirius has to take a long breath every morning when he hears the usual "good morning, baby" and get himself together

being hyperfixated on the marauders but not even remotely invested in taylor swift is a battle only given to god's strongest soldiers

hi mutuals😊 (bats eyes prettily, kisses u on the forehead, jaw unhinges like a snake, eats you in one go)

while your Remus Lupin is insulting Sirius and wondering why he's with Sirius because apparently he's way out of his league or whatever, MY Remus Lupin is currently tied to a bed while Sirius has been edging and riding him for hours, occasionally cockwarming while ignoring him to take a phonecall with James and he doesn't even get jealous or bothered or anything because he's happy to just be inside of Sirius and let himself be used however his gorgeous boyfriend pleases. Thanks.