Shriel

i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, fucked a llama and then fucked you.

you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.

@maddiemcgoo

“Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]”

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit. “God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

what’s that sound? the last of my heterosexuality flying out the window.

i love paris’ whole mean girl premise in gilmore girls because… like…. it’s not because she thinks she’s like “prettier” or more “popular” in the typical high school tv show sense. she doesn’t like rory because paris wants to be the smartest and most successful. and their whole rivalry is about who does better and who’s more successful in a school sense and not who’s prettier and who gets the most boys and who’s more likeable and idk i really like that