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Pls do not choose Napoleon
what do you want the next writing to me about?
pervious characters (comment which Chara)
Ex husband (new Char)
bartender (new)
Bff (new)
chef (new)
Napoleon (very old)

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POPULAR BOY X NERD! READER
«NOTICE» male sub character, dom gn reader, spoiled brat char, brat tamer reader, kinda enemies to lovers, feminine male character, degrading kink (char receiving), biting.
×MEETING×
It's not exactly a meeting because you already know each other
You kinda hate each other, you Kylo thought was annoying, Kylo thought you were a teacher pet, you didn't know each other beyond that
After getting caught smoking behind the bleachers you found yourself in detention where the teacher was sleeping at his desk and some students mostly Kylo's friend group and Kylo himself was sitting next to you, you can feel him staring at you, you choose to ignore it but it got annoying so you turned to look at him
"what's up with you staring at me?"
"nothing... I wasn't staring, you're ugly anyway" he declared through his clenched teeth, you fail to notice the way his ears blush red
"what did you just say to me?"
"I said you're ugly" his voice quieted down to a mumble, Kylo was never talked to like that, everyone who did mend to him got bullied but he can't help but enjoy the way you talk to him
As you were about to beat the shit out of him the teacher began to stir in his seat, noticing the teacher was about to wake up Kylo get up from his seat dragging you with him outside
"wtf are you doing"
"do you want to get detention for walking the teacher up??"
"well no we're gonna get detention for leaving detention, imbecile!" As you continue to scold him you can't help but notice him suddenly going quiet
As you were about to call him out for it he suddenly gets on his knees in front of you
POLICE OFFICER X DETECTIVE READER
°NOTICE: male sub character (again), Dom gn reader, office sex, oral, dry humping, slight begging
•MEETING•
you were assigned a case of a missing person, working with a few police officers, one of them is Demetri who usually kept to himself, you didn't notice him anyway too focused on solving the case
Little did you know that Demetri been eyeing you the whole time, planning how he'd approach the charming detective in front of him
Eventually he managed some small talk every now and then trying to slowly get familiar with you
"hey, detective, anything new about the case?" Demetri tries to strike a small conversation leaning against your wooden desk, shifting nervously when you say there isn't anything new, trying to find a new topic to keep the conversation going
"well that's not very good now is it?—gee"
Demetri nervously inches inches closer to you, breathing unsteady
"you look so stressed... Maybe you should take a break for a bit?" Demetri suggests biting his lip looking at you with hopeful pathetic eyes when you accept he almost jumped out of his shoes in joy
After you both finished the lunch he insisted on paying even tho you get paid more than him, Demetri started kissing your hand praising you for your hard work saying something about wishing you'd work him as hard as you do so, but who cares?
Well you do, because right after that the lovely affections turned into him sitting on your lap and humping you like a shameless dog, not a single thought against the idea of cumming in his pants without you even touching him
"fffuck– detective... please? God— please..." Demetri continues begging not that he knows what for but he knows he wants it for you
"detective, make me your— dumb stress relief toy... please?"
Demetri's pace goes noticeably faster grinding against your life, just the friction of your clothes got him going
It wasn't long enough until he busted in his pants leaving a clear wet patch on it while leaning against your body like he just ran a marathon
"So— what do you think of my offer, detective?" He's still insisting on being your stress relief toy or something like that...
BASKETBALL PLAYER YANDERE X RIVAL!READER 。.゚♪
MINORS DNI
NOTICE| sub male character, top gender neutral reader, smut, oral (character receiving), insult kink (reader's doing), basically hate sex, Masochist character? Idk about this stuff so syfm
!MEETING¡
Dash was the leader of the basketball team in your school and it just so happens that you're the leader of your own basketball team in your school and your teams are always compared so there's always rivalry between you two
That's when the school set up a game between you and Dash and you were obviously determined to win unlike Dash who was just happy he had an excuse to eye you more not that he really cared for excuses he just did it anyway
While you thought he was trying to mentally drain you by teasing you every second he just wanted to hear you scold him he can't admit it makes him hella hard when you yell at him but you can't know that
While you work hard to train your team, Dash is just jerking off in the bathroom stall moaning your name Into his sleeve to stay quiet just because you called him a slut that only made him cum better than any fling he had did
And guess what? Somehow Dash fucking wins, that mf wins, and of course you take that personally cuz that basically means your team is fried in front of the whole school, and Dash is just smiling proud of himself so sure that now he got you in his pants
So you drag Dash to the bathroom stall by his arm slamming that door shut locking it too, pushing Dash on the cold bathroom in one quick more
"do you know what the fuck did you just do!?"
"hmm...no, tell me what did I do?"
He said it so casually like he isn't laying at the floor with your shoe pressed against his chest
"you embarrassed in front of the whole that's what you did"
"oh you make me sound sooo bad... maybe I deserve a punishment for being such a bad boy?"
"fucking slut this isn't not the time to mock me"
And with that you moved your foot down to his crotch pressing against it with almost crushing pressure it made the poor boy yelp from the sudden friction hips subconsciously grinding against your shoe
"of course you're enjoying this, you shameless slut"
"ffffffuck- moree..."
Dash can barely speak, the only things that left his mouth is moans and begs for more which grow louder when you start moving your foot against his groin making him drool and leak through his pants
"more? Not only are you a pervert but you're also greedy?"
"nnghh... your fault"
"sassing me too??"
You pressed harder on his crotch which made him cum on an instant in his pants tear eyed still in disbelief of the whole situation back arched like it always been that way
"....—please don't let it be the last time you do this to me"
"maybe if you actually behave"
When you lift off your foot you see a big wet stain on his pants left
"I expect your mouth to be SHUT"
"mhmm..."
and you just left Dash there dazed braindead on the bathroom floor looking like a mess
Ok this time I'll skedaddle
MALEWIFE!YANDERE X BREADWINNER!READER | smut
-MINORS DNI
NOTICE| sub male character, dom reader, smut, reader has a dick/strap (mentioned as length), breeding kink.
My first time writing smut, I'm scared
Beau didn't expect that your work is gonna take so much of your time or how desperate he's gonna get just for your attention, it's really pathetic.
as soon as you're back from work he's all over you which is kinda annoying because he's not just hugging and kissing no he goes all the way, feeding you, standing next to the bathroom door while you shower, and sticking to you while you lay down like gum on hair, what did you expect from getting married? Personal space? Well too bad you're not getting that
SMUT like fr this time
And at the end of the day you sat down on the bed only the bedside lamps on, you can't help but think he looks pretty under the lamp's warm light bouncing up and down on your length holding onto your shoulder, whining because he can't reach those sweet spots no matter how he tried he moved his hips eagerly.
"Please-... "
"You said you can handle yourself. "
"I- ah... I can't do it like you can"
"of course you can't..."
Somehow he is convinced that you can get him pregnant even though he's a man, but i guess you can let him indulge in his fantasies for while
So you fulfil his request grabbing him by the waist flipping him to lay on bed poor dude almost came from just that but he held it back to enjoy you more while you pound in him like there's no tomorrow feeding that desire that ached in him like no one could
He warped his legs around your waist moaning like a bitch in heat his abused hole clenching around you almost like a pussy would yet somehow he can hold eye contact even though he's literally crying from pleasure looking at you like he's begging for more, and you give him just that, you lean in kissing his lips so lovingly delicately it's almost unbelievable that you're the same person who's pounding in him so roughly
And somehow with all this rough fucking he still finds a way to tease you grinding his ass against your pelvis, moaning your name extra loud so the neighbors can hear and it's pissing you off so you give him he wants a bit too much
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.
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Your hand warped around his throat limiting his air source the other hand pinching his red nipples as you dill him into the bed while his swollen dick squirts cum all over his stomach while he cries out your name like a slut but you're not done with him, oh no tonight you wanna make really feel pregnant.
Now skedaddle

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MALEWIFE X BREADWINNER!READER
•MINORS DNI
NOTICE| sub male character, dom gender neutral reader, traditional house husband character, provider reader, feminine character
Beau.
•Meeting•
Your whole life you focused on financial stability instead of relationships you can't help it, it's how you were raised, so when you got to the age where you parents started asking about your love life and grandkids, you realized you need to lock in and stop being a lonely single disappointment to your parents and find someone
So what did you do? Well nothing much you just made a tinder account and called a day, quick 5 minutes, nice two pictures not of you naked unlike half of the acc in tinder, you were sure it won't work but whatever
And you were right, every time you got a match they were pervs with half naked in their profile, so you sent a feedback as a joke saying you just wanted a pretty house wife or husband, and guess what? You got just that.
Beau was just an employee in the tinder company replying to feedback and that's when he got yours and good for you he knows just the solution to it
Yep you heard me right he volunteers to be your little obedient househusband and you took it why wouldn't you? All you wanted is a pretty and obedient househusband and there he is, willing to be yours
And now? It's the night after your wedding day which was pretty expensive because you didn't wanna seem like a cheap bitch who won't spend money on their own wedding
But hey marriage is easy because your lazy ass is just laying down on your bed scrolling through Netflix eating chips and your husband is doing his own thing in the husband idk what... wait- what is he doing!? He has been in the bathroom for hours
Well to answer your question he's getting all pretty for you can't blame him it's his wedding night for fuck sake! And he's absolutely smitten, maybe he can convince you to give him your kids and don't ask me how that works it's not my idea it's his
While you were enjoying the day off you got from work because it's your wedding day (maybe you should do this more often) your husband finally got out of the bathroom wearing the slutest lingerie you ever seen batting his eye lashes at you as he climbed on the bed next you holding your arm while looking at you
"what?"
"nothing"
"Why are you looking at him like that?"
"like what?"
And you two just sit there in silence until he randomly started showering with kisses
"what are you doing??"
"do you ever want kids?"
That doesn't answer your answer but ok...
"not really but my parents will kill me if I don't get them grandkids"
You swear you saw his smile widening
"they only want what's best for you"
"I guess so..."
He clings further onto you but you pay him no mind I guess you're stuck with him since you're legally married, who knows? Maybe it won't be so bad?
Now leave me alone
WEDDINGCAKE DELIVERY GUY X SINGLE!READER
NOTICE! → sub male character, dom neutral gender reader
MINOR DNI
Aiden.
• Meeting •
It's friday afternoon, and you were texting your friend who's bragging about having a partner it was fine you didn't really care, that's until they started talking about how you're old (which wasn't really right) and lonely you didn't really care that you are but they still continue whilst you sent them stupid pictures that's until you heard a knock on door it's your delivery! Yay you hurried to open the door to see a shy younger boy stranging in front of your door step
"a-are you the one with a Uh... wedding cake order?"
"yea"
He hands you the cake box nervously
"I don't wanna offend you but... It doesn't really seem like it's your wedding"
"because it's not"
"t-then why did you order the cake?..."
"because it was cheaper than the normal cake and is bigger"
The boy lets out a hum looking at the floor as you dig in your wallet for the cash when you hand him the money just...grabs your hand looking at you
"uh what are you doing"
"can...can we you know... e-exchanged numbers? Please?"
Anyway you give the dude his and exchanged numbers because it felt horrible to reject him when it was obvious that it took everything in him to ask and he's probably too shy to even text you anyway
Actually Aiden did and he's kinda fun to talk to but sometimes he flirts but whatever
Whilst you were just chilling, when he randomly called you answered and talked a bit, tried to ignore his flirting
"would you... like to go out on a date? Pretty please?"
It's obvious that he's just trying to be cute
"alright"
"maybe after our date... We can have a little fun?"
"..."
"you know... like fun fun?"
You just sat there in silence as he explained all the things he wanted you to do to him when you realised that he's never gonna stop so you hung up, maybe you shouldn't have your number...
BIRTHDAY BOY X READER
You can clearly see that I'm trying to be as aesthetic as possible
NOTICE! → dom gender neutral reader, sub younger character, NSFW
MINOR DNI
Archie.
Meeting
It was his 18th birthday and everyone hated little Archie because he's a little whiny spoiled bitch so naturally everyone at his birthday is his mother and father
And his mother (bless her heart) she felt bad for her bitch ass son so she hired you and your friend's group to come to his birthday, so you'd assume it would be kind of awkward having a bunch of strangers on his birthday (it was) but who cares? you get cash and cake, win-win am I right?
So here he is sitting on his chair with his cake set on his kitchen table in front of him he had his eyes set on the cake so he didn't notice that everyone in his birthday party is a stranger besides his parents after he blew his dumb little candles out he looked around and realized wait- who are these people?
Oh wait it's gift time who cares?
As you friends start giving him the dumb ass gifts they got from the dollar store you start to realize you have to bring a gift in a birthday party
"hey, what about you? Where's my gift?"
"uhh I forgor"
Oh for fuck sake how can you forget to get a gift??
And now he's glaring at you whilst he's cutting the cake just great
While his mom was about to give you a piece of cake just like every one of your friends he stopped her
"um actually mom I think I want to talk to them for second"
Before she could answer he dragged you to his room probably still pity about the gift locking the door
" you think you can just come to my party without a gift? Well think again I want my gift and I want it now!"
"but I didn't bring anything"
"well you did bring yourself in here"
Before you can even ask him what he meant that mf got down on his knees in front of you crotch smirking like a little bitch and looking up at you
"doesn't that technically mean that you're my gift?..."
"no not really"
"but it has to be you I mean it's your fault you didn't bring me one"
"can I just give you two dollars or something?"
"but I wanna taste you..."
He doesn't look even a bit fazed by your offer nuzzling against your crotch like a bitch in heat
Bitch got you considering it I mean free cash, cake and oral? You can just snatch the cake after and go home...
"fine but nothing more and this doesn't make us anything"
"yes yes! Thank you..."
He almost jumped in joy when you said yes almost snatching your clothes off literally gawking at your privates like fucking pervert and you're sure you heard his mom yelling for him to come which he obviously didn't hear too busy digging his face in your privates doing everything he knows as pathetic virgin boy with never done something like this before
Anyway you got your oral and cash and his mom even gave you a piece of cake
He's not gonna start begging you for more right? RIGHT?
YANDERE GENERAL X SOLDIER! READER
NOTICE! → male character, neutral gender reader, DLIF character
MINORS DNI
Raphael van dijk.
Meeting
It's as simple as it can be
You served in the military at a young age
He worked to feed his only daughter
You mostly minded your own business
but one night oh that fateful night you just sneaked out to eat more food that's until you heard a grown ass man cry and ofc you can't just ignore it it's a fucking grown ass man crying when do you get to see that?
You approached the sound half expecting another soldier crying like a little bitch because he misses his family but instead you see a full on general crying and but this time you really can't ignore it
so you walked over to talk
"Yo you good bro?"
The general jumped at the sound of your voice he didn't notice you before
"ah yes I simply miss my ex-wife or perhaps I just miss the affections she proved"
"oh that sounds pretty sad" yeah you don't really care
Suddenly his eyes lit up
"maybe you could be my new source of affection?"
"what-" oh fuck no
Is this dude drunk or something Anyways you slowly walk away from this weirdo like any normal person would
"yeah um I really need to go back"
"wait-"
Before he could finish his bullshit you quickly ran away
The next day you assumed the drunk ass general forgot well actually you hoped he did
But ofc he didn't matter of fact he wasn't even drunk he was completely sober and not so sane
Suddenly he feels like he needs to supervise everything and by that he means he gets to pull off to the side and ask questions that have nothing to do with the military thing
You didn't really mind it at first because you get to skip the boring stuff that's until he got bold it started from accidentally (not really) touching your hand to full on hugs and kisses (on the cheek because he thinks gentleman shouldn't kiss on the lips before marriage)
Anyway you didn't like that for obvious reasons so you told him to stop
"can you please stop this sir?"
"no and If you ask that again I shall give you more training time"
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So now what ho?
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YANDERE GENERAL X SOLDIER! READER ✓
YANDERE MALEWIFE X BREADWINNER READER ✓
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YANDERE POLICE OFFICER X DETECTIVE! READER ✓
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