bitch I'm hilarious

Satisfying

#this is the happiest video in existence #also the grass reminds me of the land before time grass that i wanted to eat as a kid 

@olumea

“I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG!” 

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Being “Jr.” or “the Second” is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after your username

Conversations irl would be easier if they came with subtitles

You don’t realize how strong your legs are until you try to do a handstand

Procrastination is like a hardcore drug. It feels good in the moment, but is terrible for you in the long run.

This is 100% how anxiety works