being me

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT

I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

reason number 835573 why we neED PROPER SEX AND BODY EDUCATION

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

Reblog this if you want a LONG(or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

Do you ever think how surreal it is that there is an Internet subculture of young men who wear suits, collect guns and knives, disrespect women, but then watch a children’s cartoon about little fictional ponies and really enjoy it. Like I couldn’t make that up if I tried. How are we going to explain humanity to extraterrestrials at this rate

d o you guys ahve any idea how many bronies hav e sent me hate for this post . do you

I hate this

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY ROOMMATE IS SO PROUD OF THIS

pep pep pep pep pep 

DRINK WATER AND HAVE CLEAR PEE 2K15

Clear pee is bad. That means you are overhydrated. You want it to be a pale straw colored to transparent yellow

DRINK WATER AND HAVE PALE, STRAW-COLORED TO TRANSPARENT-YELLOW PEE 2K15

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED