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The next chapter in Billy and Teddy’s one-shots saga comes in September! THE LAST ANNIHILATION: WICCAN & HULKLING #1 We wanted more of @meakoopa writing them and here it is! With awesome interiors by @obazaldua, and I got to do the cover!

Send a team of Pokemon for answers to these gay (and terrible) questions:

Trubbish Number one reason you’re garbage queer representation.

Houndoom A blistering Hot Take on anything.

Jigglypuff Minor non-homophobic inconvenience that is, in fact, majorly homophobic (e.g., people falling asleep when you sing your gay little songs).

Sylveon Pick the three gayest Pokemon. Bonus points for explaining your choices.

Mr. Mime What would be the worst job for you to have? The one you’d be absolutely terrible at.

Gastly Which usually smells worse: your farts or your burps?

Zorua Take a random dumb internet quiz and post the results.

Grimmsnarl Last insult given and last insult received?

Liepard Last lie told.

Thievul Last crime you committed.

Gloom The last thing you failed.

Swirlix The last thing you sucked and/or licked.

Weepinbell Last impulse purchase that you regret.

Mareanie What kind of drunk are you?

Haunter Do you believe the people in your life like and/or love you?

Roselia Has anyone ever bought you flowers?

Dustox Is your room currently messy or clean?

Cottonee Do you currently have any laundry that needs folding?

Stunky Does any part of you currently stink?

Mawile What’s the most disappointing piece of media you’ve consumed lately?

Sableye Weirdest type of YouTube video you enjoy watching.

Bulbasaur A show you are embarrassed that you’ve seen every episode of?

Zubat Weirdest word/phrase on your Tumblr Blacklist.

Salazzle @ the most attractive person you follow.

Cutiefly Mutual you’d like to have an Up style montage with? (You meet, you live a happily married life, one of you dies tragically, etc.)

Togekiss This is an official request to exchange nudes.

Malamar Spare thirst trap? Spare thirst trap, sir?

Morpeko Your opinions on: Cole slaw, cottage cheese, and potato salad.

Swalot Worst fast food restaurant.

Darkrai What is the worst pain you have ever been in?

Weavile Name your most embarrassing habit.

Croagunk What’s a gross but satisfying thing you enjoy doing?

Grimer On a scale from 1 to fucking 5 how filthy is your mouth?

Mimikyu On a scale from 1 to Siiiigh-ve how much are you currently yearning for someone/something?

Oddish Who is your most shameful celebrity crush?

Dedenne A cartoon character you had a crush on as a kid.

Poipole Which of the original DigiDestined are you most like?

Muk First thing you remember masturbating to and the last thing you masturbated to.

Ekans Describe your genitals in too much detail.

Pangoro Which is hairier: your face, chest, or butt?

Tentacool Your preferred pornographic website and most watched porn category.

Clefairy Do you currently have more stuffed toys or sex toys.

Toxtricity Create a terrible playlist to listen to during sex.

Foongus Explain your love life with only a GIF.

Alcremie Was your first time: Satisfying, Sweet, Sweaty, or Something Else?

Klefki If you could go through a portal to a magical world, but would then immediately be drafted to fight in their war, would you still go through?

Mandibuzz Mad Libs Question: Are you turned on/off by (fill in the blank)?

Incineroar Mad Libs Question: Fuck/Marry/Kill - (fill), (in the), (blanks).

Nidoking Mad Libs Question: Would you ever (fill in the blank)?

final fantasy characters:

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?