SHORT! (Submissions open!)

Have you ever seen a guy? Have you ever seen a guy followed around by a voice?

WELL BOY IS THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!

For the short, short time of "until there are enough submissions to make a bracket," you can submit a duo of voice and voicee straight to my askbox!

An example bracket would be, say, instead of Stanley Parable and The Narrator going against each other, they team up to defeat, say, the opposing team of Frisk and Chara Undertale-Dreemurr.

If a contestant has multiple forms, then a poll will be ran before the duels to decide on what the best form would be.

The criteria:

1- Must be at least two beings/entities/people/cryptids

2- Must consist of at least one narrating voice

and

3- At least one being being narrated to

Names optional! Forms not required! Please put the media in the submission! I'll take anything, including OCs!

Two-Man Ouroboros

guy 1 and guy 2 are trapped in a time loop with mostly just each other as company. guy 1 just wants things to go the way he’s systematically set them up, but guy 2 will do everything in his power to upset that system. the subsequent power struggle is one of the main focuses of the media. it’s unsure whether guy 1 created the time loop or simply took advantage of it, but he is in control of its environment and can change things as he pleases, whereas guy 2 simply chooses whether or not to follow directions. they hate each other but cannot exist without each other- if one leaves, the other is thrust into fear and loneliness until the time loop resets.

bound by fate (derogatory)

what if you accidentally killed a guy and so as penance you dedicated your life to him. and all he wanted to do was stupid shit and he wasnt any good at it but everyone listened to his lies anyway (despite your warnings). then he became evil and he wasnt good at that either! so you picked up the slack and started blowing shit the fuck up despite not supposed to do that under the guise of working for him. then when your contract finally breaks you realize that you DO care about him and continue to stay on his side until the end then you two are the last left. and only one can leave.

Is there something within the Pokemon fandom that you just cannot stand? Want to make them fight to the death? Congratulations, this is the poll for you!

Inspired by @worstutfanonthingpoll and @worstcanonfnafthing!!

@short-bracket <-

The olimarsweep army shall rise.

Olimar vs Watergirl

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Custom drawn space background,

Cheese,

People call me lots of things, some rude, some very confusing,

Last song I’ve listened to was the fucking Maxwell cat theme (it’s my alarm TwT),

I have never written fanfiction,

I used to be on discord untill I forgor the pass and gave up.

I have no piercings.

I think sometimes the way people dress.

Chocolate chip or raisins because I still can’t be fucking trusted apparently.

I enjoy both animals, but I personally love cats, because they are chill af.

Headphones 100%.

Last thing I said out loud was, “AAAA-”

Weird fact I know? 358 different people have searched Pikmin on rule 34.

I am a night owl, I barely sleep anymore.

My bed.

I am straight but I very much support LGBTQ+!

Dumbass fat motherfucker.

Sweatpants. I hate jeans.

I rarely go to Starbucks, so uhh hot chocolate Ig.

The color I cannot stand is the color white, but only specifically when I’m HALF ASLEEP, AND JUST WAKING UP.

My prized possession is my family.

Tea, coffee taste bitter still.

Can’t decide on one, they are all cool.

Idk.

Virgin. No men for me, and I’m not looking for one.

Three words: Avocado wearable blanket.

Eeeaaaooo, idk why but uhh- ‘fix that old piano and the birds will fall apart~’

A very dark brown!

Yes, I also talk to the funi eldritch horrors in my closet.

No, I have decided that I do not like makeup.

The best compliment… Uhh.. 'mrrow - my cat.’

@short-bracket @pikmin-x-weirdcore @ask-hunten-and-the-slimes @f2ng-the-s1ber-hunter @intergalacticfloralexplorers @socks-nco @spicedraws @blues-sues

Okay that’s a lot of favorites-

Mm... chocolate.

Rhine, Rio, Ghost, Ena

Splintered Sweets in the Castle

Yeah! Some Omori, some Hat in Time, some Warrior Cats and Petz Catz 2 crossover.

Yes!! I am.

Yeah, just got some ear piercings!

How my friends react to them.

Snickerdoodle!!

CAT!!!! KITTY!!!

Both! I use headphones mostly though.

"I AM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!"

It only takes 2-3 seconds to become helpless in flowing grain!

So night owl it loops around to morning person...

My bed!

Yes!

Nuclear beast

SWEATPANTS.

Caramel Macchiato

I cannot stand the color blue/cyan!

3ds :]

Coffee. Mm yummy bitterness

Sabertooth tiger!!

Like a year or so?

I'll choose a big ol flare! Gotta alert people so I can leave

My aesthetic... hm... butch.

Divorced!

My favorite outfit ideally consists of my kickass jacket, my fav shirt and pants, and more knives hidden on my person than someone robbing the army surplus store.

A song I know all the lyrics to? Several! I could probably right now, while another song is playing, sing the Mob Psycho 100 intro.

Black with neon green streaks!

Eyeshadow!

If I'm alone then I'll just start singing.

"This is genuinely the best thing I have ever seen. I am running around in circles like a rabid dog."

send me a colour and i’ll answer the question tied to the colour

Lilac -> funniest submissions?

Iridium -> how many submissions did you get?

Lime -> participant(s) you’re rooting for the most?

Yellow -> most annoying part of running your tourney

Coral -> participant(s) you did not expect to make it this far

Azure -> what/who inspired you to run this competition?

Sage -> showdown you’re most excited for?

Sandstone -> any question you’d like, doesn’t have to be related to the polls :]