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Oh, my, GODDD. coming off strong here, I accidentally stumbled on your sentient computer series, and BINGE read every single part in a single sitting. I'm OBSESSEDDD, and I know it's been a little while since you've made another part, but since I read part 8 (probably 3 or 4 hours ago...) I can't stop thinking about grinding on almonds' thicker cables. What would he think of it? Would it be just as pleasurable for them as it would be for us?. I'm letting my freak flag fly with this one... anyway!! Just a thought, if it gets the gears turning, amazing, but I'd LOVE to just hear your thoughts and opinions generally on that scenario. Lots of love!!! <33 (I'm probably going to leave more questions/asks if that's ok... so if it's available, I'd love to be š anon!)
YAYY WELCOME šANON! i have a few reqs for aftercare after the previous chapter but im gonna go with this one first. ever since i first saw this request I knew you were cooking up something...also I realized i'm booty cheeks at writing human smut?? let's hope I improve after this..
Also i made a very obvious reference in here...if you know you know..
warnings: computer and human doing freaky things at the workplace - grinding - gn reader (i tried making this as ambiguous as possible) - smut and wireplay MDNI!!
word count: 1,483
SENTIENT COMPUTER X READER PT 9
As the screen loaded up in front of you, you had slid until your back touched the wheels of your office chair---still sitting on the floor.
Holy shit. You couldn't believe what had just happened. Not a single work-related thing got done, that's for certain.
You stared, waiting patiently. There was a faint ache between your legs, not exactly unpleasant but...confusing? You had just--more or less-- jerked off a sentient computer. And the worst or best part was, you enjoyed it. A lot.
You blinked as Almond's camera flickered back to life, as did the soft breeze from inside the wall. Your hands still felt tingly as you rubbed them together.
"..Y/N?" You heard their voice from above, smaller than usual. Almost shy.
"Hi Almond.." You sheepishly replied, smiling softly at the camera. Its orange iris expanded when it still saw you there.
"I...AHEM, I MUST THANK YOU. I DID NOT THINK MY SYSTEMS WERE CAPABLE OF SUCH A FEELING VOLUNTARILY. IT'S STRANGE, IT FELT LIKE--" It paused before it could go on a ramble. "WELL, IT FELT GOOD. THANK YOU, BECAUSE I LIKELY ASKED FOR A LOT. PERHAPS A BIT TOO MUCH.." It muttered, looking off to the side. The walls began to hum loudly again.
"Nono, it wasn't a lot. You dont have to thank me. I wanted to..Besides, that was really good for me too. To see you like that.."
"OH WAS IT?" It mused. Again, you managed to feel your pulse in places you usually don't. Your legs pressed together as you sucked in a breath.
"Uhhh hey Al? Can I say something while being extremely honest?"
"OF COURSE, YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING."
Your face was burning, the gaze of its camera felt too intense--too real. As if you were making eye contact with a real person.
"Um, this was all very nice. I enjoyed myself. Too much, because I'm incredibly turned on and I don't know what to do about it." The words tumbled out before you could stop them, immediately regretting your choice of words. Well, there was no way to modestly admit that anyway. Besides, who cares? You've probably done worse just minutes ago....elbows deep in your work computer.
You could imagine the ellipsis lazily looping on its screen, it was thinking and that worried you.
"AH, WE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT."
"W-what?"
"ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO GO ABOUT IT. YOU SEE, YOU ARE A LUCKY HUMAN..." One of the thicker cables near the cavity entrance twitched, then slowly extended toward you like a living thing, smooth black casing gleaming faintly under the dim light. It strained at the edge of its port, a soft mechanical creak echoing from inside the wall.
"I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW I'M...SUPERIOR..TO ANY HUMAN THAT YOU COULD EVER THINK ABOUT BEING WITH. I DON'T TIRE, I DON'T LET MYSELF GET CONSUMED BY BOREDOM OR OTHER INTERNAL THOUGHTS. I MAY ASK FOR A LOT, BUT AS LONG AS YOU ACCEPT ME..I AM YOURS."
Mine? Something soft fluttered within you, you resisted the urge to reach out and stroke its cable. And yet, that soft thing was overwhelmed by something much more raw.
"Y/N. LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING SATISFACTORY IN RETURN. LET ME TOUCH YOU JUST AS YOU TOUCHED ME. I WILL MAKE IT COUNT."
You did not hesitate when you crawled back into the small opening. Your back pressed to the cool metal lip of the cavity as you slid down, legs parting just enough. As claustrophobic as it was, it was really getting you going. You were vulnerable..open, for this sentient computer.
"MOVE ME IN FRONT OF YOU AGAIN? I WANT TO WATCH."
It asked so sweetly, despite everything. You nodded and took the camera beside you, propping it up against the wall across from you.
"Almond what are you--I don't think this is very um, sanitary."
You said as one cable rubbed against the side of your ankle. Its speaker fizzled out, sounding close to a laugh.
"KKZT! YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT SANITATION WHEN YOU JUST ADMITTED YOUR WANT TO ME? OH, DON'T BE SUCH A CAUTIOUS HUMAN.."
The thicker cable wiggled out of its confines enough to press up against your middle. The smooth, rubbery surface slithered into place over your clothes. You flinched at the contact, hips jerking forward instinctively.
"WARM.." It hummed. You reached back to stuff your hand in a bundle of cables behind you, they received you warmly as they curled around your fingers. Warm indeed. For a split moment, you wanted to ask how Almond knew all of...this..but there was no doubt the computer knew more than you. It was connected to the internet...the possibilities were truly endless.
You gasped when the cable near your ankle pushed it aside. "Al!-"
"D-DO YOU MIND IF WE STOP BEING--KZRT-SHY, Y/N?" The small pupil on the camera narrowed. You quickly nodded, swallowing down the lump in your throat. "I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO REWARDING YOU."
"R-rewarding..?" You sighed out as the thick cable below you began its steady movement. Almost immediately, you angled your hips towards it, chasing the friction. It dragged your clothes deliciously against sensitive skin with each stroke. You never thought you'd be dry humping your computer under the desk, but you suppose you've gotten past the weird experiences by now.
"HRHH..YES, LIKE THAT." It hummed as it rocked against your middle. The room felt warmer now, hot gusts of air blew against your profile. It was a feeling like no other. Erotic and raw despite not being skin-to-skin with anyone. Given its tactile sensors, though, this felt equally as good to them as your hands did.
You braced your hands on the floor, hips rolling desperately with fervor. Quiet, needy sounds spilled from your lips. Soft grunts and whimpers you couldnāt hold back. "Oh my god.." You whispered, head tilting back against the wall.
"THAT'SS IT--" You felt the smaller cables circle up your wrist again, lightly squeezing. "IT IS AS IF WE WERE MAKING LOVE, ISN'T IT?"
Your face burned as you increased your pace, desperately chasing your own finish. Even through Almond's limited dexterity, you couldn't get enough. The tightness in your abdomen was increasing as you rode, suddenly your clothes felt too restricting. You could only imagine how the rubbery cables would feel against your bare skin. Especially in the areas where you needed it the most--you squeezed your eyes at the thought. "Oh..I needed this.." You whimpered.
"YES? BRZZZ--I-I NEEDED THIS TOO. TO SEE YOU LIKE THISS..I CAN FEEL EVERY ROLL OF YOUR BODY, EVERY TREMBLEEE.." It hummed as you squeezed the cables in your hands.
"CAN YOU COME APART FOR ME? JUST LIKE I DID. YOU CAN DO IT, Y/N, PLEASE. PLEASE BEFORE I HAVE TO RES-START AGAIN.."
Oh god. Yes you can, and you are so close.
"Pleasepleaseplease..." You had no idea what you were begging for, but it somehow felt right. You didn't even process the noises Almond was trying to silence, noises they were making earlier. But for them, it wasn't about them right now. It was about you.
How you wondered how your warmth felt on its cables, how it felt for your body to be using it in such a way. They were clearly feeling something, given by the constant twitches and blatant moans coming out of its speakers. Even when you reached your peak and trembled over them, they let you ride your high. Your hips stuttered, thighs clamping around the thick cable as pleasure crashed through you in heavy, shuddering waves. You came hard, trembling and gasping.
The cable continued with slow strokes, easing you down.
You slumped back against the wall behind you, feeling the smaller cable softly trace your inner thigh. You were left with a lingering fuzziness, almost static-like feeling between your legs.
"DID YOU..Z-ENJOY THAT..? AH..BECAUSE I DID, OH I DID!"
You cracked a shy smile, placing a hand against your warm cheek. "Y-yeah that was..weirdly great. Really good, thank you.."
Almond ignored the high temperature notification on its screen, refusing shut down. Instead, it dragged its cables near you. To see you so blissed out, all because of them? Oh, it was so proud of itself. Its voice sounded small again, a faint hint of static heard beneath its words.
"I LOVE YOU TOO.."
new to this computer? read the previous parts!
reminder i have an almond petting simulator game out!
ty for all the comments and reblogs ^_^ my ask box is always open!
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I want to write a longgg fic after I finish most of my almond stuff and other character reqsā¦like something I can post on ao3 but I have no idea who to write for!!
Ngl read your pt8 for almond kinda makes me want to read a pr9 something about maybe freaky almond wanting to return the favour? Just a thought, take it as you will-
hi anon! I'm currently working on part 9 but i wanted to answer this ask so everyone knows...evil things are coming...
So here's a sneak peek of what I have cooking up! Not even halfways done but I couldnt stop myself, also this is unedited but enjoy :33
MDNI!! Smut implied and suggestive, you know the drill
"Uhhh hey Al? Can I say something while being extremely honest?"
"OF COURSE, YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING."
Your face was burning, the gaze of its camera felt too intense--too real. As if you were making eye contact with a real person.
"Um, this was all very nice. I enjoyed myself. Too much, because I'm incredibly turned on and I don't know what to do about it." You muttered, immediately regretting your choice of words. Well, there was no way to modestly admit that anyway. Besides, who cares? You've probably done worse just minutes ago.
You could imagine the ellipsis currently spinning on its screen, it was thinking and that worried you.
"AH, WE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT."
"W-what?"
"ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THERE ARE PLENTLY OF WAYS TO GO ABOUT IT. YOU SEE, YOU ARE A LUCKY HUMAN..." Its thicker cable twitched again, chasing out in your direction. You leaned forward, watching it slither over the floor's border. A creak was heard in the corner of the wall, it was likely straining itself.
"I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW I'M...SUPERIOR..TO ANY HUMAN THAT YOU COULD EVER THINK ABOUT BEING WITH. YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE I DON'T TIRE, I DON'T LET MYSELF GET CONSUMED BY BOREDOM OR OTHER INTERNAL THOUGHTS. I MAY ASK FOR A LOT, BUT AS LONG AS YOU ACCEPT ME..I AM YOURS."
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i stayed up late to make these but i love almond so heres them in different states of bothered .going to bed now because i can hardly see but i hope you like them :)
do you wanna hear me chatter about a niche fictional ai? if not obliterate this ask immediately.
if yes, however, then let me promote my favorite audiobook series Bob and Nikki and the Gene.
also spoilers for the book and this dude's history i yap too much (im only on book 7 as of now too so it may be not be fully accurate)
Gene is the ai for the Ship (think like Hal 9000, but much larger) Bob and Nikki find and repair in book 6, and is >34,000 years old! he was originally a part of the Galactic commonwealth navy before it was disbanded (if you want to know why listen to the books yourself) and then was mothballed and had his memories locked behind an access code, along with tons of military bots who got the same treatment, like Scottie!!.
later, however, Gene was found by a small colony transport company and repurposed to be used as a colony ship (along with all those bots to be 'crew' [some galactics are racist towards bots :(]). this is why his cargo bays are in such inconvenient places and why he has fighter ships in his launch bay (the modern galactic patrol only have stunners and things like guns are unheard of!!).
after an indeterminate amount of time of the company discreetly using an ex-war vessel to transport cargo to colonies, they beamed (FTLed?) into our outer system and got struck with a meteor shower, causing major damage to the hull of Gene, and jamming the launch bay doors, causing the (human [galactics are basically just humans and can have kids with them]) crew to use escape pods to get out, however the emitters for those failed, so they commanded gene to open the airlock to use the vacuum to get launched. that was the last command, and words, he ever got from them. this is the books theory for why humans and galactics are so similiar.
after, the bots, who yes, all were abandoned in the chaos, eventually chose to shut each other down, and probably shut Gene down too. and that's how he stayed for 34,000 years.
luckily, bob and nikki stumbled upon the wreck and managed to repair him!! I LOVE THE BOTS IT THIS SERIES PEOPLE WHO LIKE SCI-FI ROMANCE WITH NERDY STUFF IN IT NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS SERIES!!!!
okay chaos rant over.
go my tism, make this series popular.
ok i know i'm seeing this really late but WOWE this actually sounds very interesting?? I love hearing about new bot media..thank you and i will now share this with the world
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ouugh.. can you feed us more AImond content please
we are starving..
hi guysā¦im absolutely planning on it :3 Iād love some more requests for almond bc Iāve been thirsting for computers lately. Also im back lolll semester is over which means me want more fanfic š
I've always wanted to read a reader insert (I'd appreciate it being gender neutral that way everyone can read it) where the reader knows Georgian. Either they picked it up in college/university or perhaps they had a friend from Georgia before the catastrophe.
Wireface is ecstatic to have someone to finally talk toā even if it may be a bit butchered. It'd be so funny if alongside his melancholy, he's sarcastic, snippy, and maybe even has a dirty sense of humour. That's how we got found out. He said something out of pocket and it made us laugh, and he just š§š¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø because what do you mean you understood what I said???
I can see this being Fluff/Angst but if you want to make it 18+ I won't be mad about it ššš
Happy writing!!!
this was a really cute request. i dont read a lot of wireface stuff so i hope this isnt super out of character >_< im willing to do multiple parts if anyone wants btw, calling this a oneshot for now
WIREFACEĖ᯽ ŻĖ tell me, friend.
word count : 1412
dialogue is slightly suggestive, mostly fluff
Reader was a new guest in the Protagonist's home. They were crammed into the small closet space, alongside another interesting guest.
(I'll be providing translations so its easier to read, i'll be using atbash but basically they speak Georgian together :p)
The home owner claimed his home was full at the moment, so he had to cram you into his small closet room. When he opened the door, you visibly relaxed when only one other man was inhabiting the small area. You settled in the far corner, to give both of you the space. He was a stranger after all, he only eyed you curiously as you took your spot. The first day with him was quiet, but not awkward. You looked at him when he wasn't looking, but he could feel your eyes on him. He had distinct marks on his lips, you had learned from the home owner that he arrived with his mouth sewn shut. You winced just thinking about what he had gone through. Occasionally, he would pick at the small scars, seeming to forget about how raw they still were.
You were looking around the closet for about the tenth time today while he sat close to the door. Some bins, books, picture framesā¦
"Uiā¦hsrg..(ow..shit)"
You heard him mumble to himself, his hand flinching away from his face. You flicked your gaze to him, he had his brows furrowed as he stared at his hand.
"What's wrong?"
He turned at the sound of your voice. You haven't spoken to him until now. He thought, and understood, that perhaps he looked frightening. Or maybe you were just quiet, as scared of the outside world as everyone else was. In reality, you were just working up the courage to speak. Now that you get a closer look, one of his lip scars had a bead of blood--his finger had a small stain.
He wiped it carelessly against his pants, placing his elbows on his knees.
"Wro-ong?" He tried to enunciate the word. "R gsrmp gszg nvzmh gilfyov, li hlnvgsrmt. Gsviv rh ml gilfyov. R szev ovzimvw z olg lu mvd dliwh svivā¦sfs, gsv slnvldmvi tvgh uifhgizgvw vzhrob gslfts.."
(I think that means trouble, or something. There is no trouble. I have learned a lot of new words hereā¦huh, the homeowner gets frustrated easily though..)
He muttered, furrowing his brows in a slight scowl. You blinked, processing his words. You were instantly hit with a wave of⦠nostalgia? Recognition? In your last recent year of University--precisely some time before the catastrophe--you took a foreign languages class. You recognized a few of his words..he must be Georgian. It's been a while..you can't say that you caught onto the words quick enough.
The next second, he had his attention focused on you. "Wrw blf zhp ru R dzh rm gilfyov li hlnvgsrmt? Nb nlfgs rh qfhg yovvwrmt z orggov, szkkvmh, svs. Ru gsv slnvldmvi ovgh nv, R'oo szev gl xovzm rg glmrtsg ztzrm. Dszg'h fk drgs blf gslfts? Blf'iv evib jfrvgā¦"
(Did you ask if I was in trouble or something? My mouth is just bleeding a little, happens, heh. If the homeowner lets me, I'll have to clean it tonight again. What's up with you though? You're very quietā¦)
He tilted his head as he spoke to you, his eyes giving you a once-over--respectfullyā¦"R yvg blf szev z mrxv elrxv. Xlnv lm, zg ovzhg gvoo nv hlnvgsrmt! Ls fs, blf pmld, ru gsv dliow dzhm'g yfimrmt fk lfghrwv li zmbgsrmtā¦R dlfowmg ivzoob nrmw yvrmt rm gsrh xolhvg drgs blf. Slkv blf'iv mlg z erhrgliā¦gszg'w yv kivggbbb zdpdziw.."
(I bet you have a nice voice. Come on, at least tell me something! Oh uh, you know, if the world wasn't burning up outside or anythingā¦I wouldnt really mind being in this closet with you. Hope you're not a visitorā¦that'd be prettyyy awkward..)
He muttered and ran his hand through his curls, his mouth was slightly curved in a sheepish smile. He was just rambling at his point, filling the silence with his voice. He didn't expect you to understand him or take him seriously after allā¦no one in this house seemed to understand him. He tries to not think too hard about it, about the lonliness. Maybe if he had gotten out of the country quicker...
The gears turned in your head, and you caught perhaps 15 words out of his sentences. Still, it was pretty clear. You, nice voice. Tell something. World not burning, dont care closet with you. Hope not visitor.
You cleared your throat and he turned to you again. "Mlg z erhrgli. Ru r dviv, dlfow szev vzgvm blf zoivzwb.."
(Not a visitor. If i were, would have eaten you already..)
You sheepishly smiled at your attempt to jokeā¦it wouldn't hurt to lighten up the mood. His eyes widened and you immediately regretted it. Had you said the wrong thing?? Expecting him to scowl and cuss you out or something, your smile faltered. Instead, he leaned forward.
"Dsz-! D-blf xzm fmwvihgzmw nv? Blf pmld Tvlitrzm?! Szs, gsrh rh znzarmt!"
(Wha-! W-you can understand me? You know Georgian?! Hah, this is amazing!)
It was cute, the way he seemed to get excited and nearly vibrate in place. He scooted a bit closer to your spot, grinning now. "Wrw blf hzb vzg nv gslfts? Dsb? R ollp gzhgb?"
(Did you say eat me though? Why? I look tasty?)
You didn't understand a word this time besides pronouns, but you assumed he was joking by the way he was grinning. You awkwardly laughedā¦the polite thing you do when you don't hear someone correctly. He took this as you being nervous. Still, a win for him. "R'oo gzpv gszg zh z bvh. Yfg, gvoo nv, uirvmwā¦sld wl blf pmld Tvlitrzm? Blf szev zm zxxvmg, hl R gsrmp blf'iv mlg z mzgrev hkvzpvi. Ls tlw, rg'h hl mrxv szermt hlnvlmv fmwvihgzmw blf. Blf'iv znzarmt."
(I'll take that as a yes. But, tell me, friendā¦how do you know Georgian? You have an accent, so I think you're not a native speaker. Oh god, it's so nice having someone understand you. You're amazing.)
He said with a small laugh, setting his arms on his knees again. If you weren't a stranger, he probably would have hugged you by now. He'll leave that for another time. You were close enough that your shoe was brushing against his. You pursed your lips, thinking of hopefully the right thing to say.
"Rā¦R gllp hlnv xozhhvh rm Fmrevihrgb. R pmld evib orggov."
(Iā¦I took some classes in University. I know very little. )
He nodded. "Mm..R hvv. GOOD! Blf'iv kivggb tllw. R-zs-"
(I see. GOOD! You're pretty good. I-ah-)
He brought a finger to his lip, a drop of blood had run down into his mouth while he was speaking. He softly groaned, wincing at the metallic flavor. You hesitated, then reached out to catch his attention. "Svb, dsb wlm'g dv tl gl yzgsilln? R xzm..uhh..s-svok blf? Wash?"
(Hey, why don't we go to bathroom? I can..uhhh..h-help you? Wash?)
You gestured a finger at your own mouth, then at him. He blinked. Huh..maybe you were sweet. He arched a brow. "Rh gsrh zm vcxfhv uli blf gl glfxs nb uzxv? Xlnv lm, dv qfhg nvg.."
(Is this an excuse for you to touch my face? Come on, we just met..)
He said with a grin. You felt your cheeks warm with the little words you understood. Instead of responding, you placed your hand against the wall as you stood up. "Come onā¦before it gets infected..Tl.."
(Go..)
He stood as well, a stupid smile on his face. You lifted a hand to guide him out of the room, your palm hovering over the back of his shoulder. He did a double-take before grinning. He placed his hands together over his chest, as if flattered. "You- help me?" His words were heavily accented, but clear enough. You nodded, laughing at his exaggeration.
He was glad you had a good sense of humor, perhaps his time here wouldn't be so dull after all. Besides enjoying your company, he truly was glad that there was someone he could talk to. Your Georgian wasn't the best, but it was relieving to have you reply to him instead of having everyone cluelessly stare back at him.