GET WHAT I WANT, I KNOW HOW

No one cares and before you ask, yes, you should definitely move to Israel.

Santana, I'm not sure why you have made it your mission to attempt to torture me, but I can assure you that I will not sink to your monstrous level of intolerability. Good day.

I may be biased, but I admire your choices in BreadstiX dates. Just tell me when to be there and I’m your man.

Perhaps we could go before Blaine's party? I think you underestimate the need I have for BreadstiX. 

That sounds really great, Rachel! Although, it also sounds like quote the challenge but I’m sure it was worth it seeing as it seems so important to you. As for me, nothing really exciting happened. But, I hope you have not made plans for the weekend yet.

 I've already made plans for the weekend - your birthday party, of course! How could I miss the birthday of my only brother? I'm so excited, Blaine. It's been ages since we've all been to a party together.

Then I’d gladly stop by to check it out next time! Exactly! They all have something that makes them all so great and lovable, which is why the show’s so great. I’ve been wishing for a Friends reunion really hard for a long time now. I keep hearing rumors about it, and I get just as disappointed every time it isn’t true.

It's equally as disappointing when the rumours of a Friends movie continue resurfacing and used as April Fool's jokes.

I’ll always be here for you through your vehement cravings. I’m basically the baby daddy who goes out to the grocery store at three in the morning to buy nacho supplies for his pregnant wife all the time. However, BreadstiX is way more my style. I hope you’re looking for a plus one.

There's no need to find a plus one when I've already found a more than adequate one right here.

1 Samuel 31:13 says “Then they took their bones and buried them under a tamarisk tree at Jabesh, and they fasted seven days.” I make it only once a year, I’m not one of those who remembers about church only in Easter and thinks of this big holiday as a reason to stuff themselves with food. My doctor says I’m fine, so I look and feel myself good and sure about my decision. You don’t have to worry that I turn into anorexic, I’m too smart for it. 

As long as you're happy, healthy and not jeopardizing yourself or our efforts at winning Nationals, I have no qualms with your dietary restrictions. Although I certainly hope you're not planning on giving food up entirely for Lent.

How was your holiday, Rachel? You didn’t miss anything. It’s always pretty quiet around Lima during the Jewish holidays, which probably is not coincidental. I missed you tho.

I missed you too, my darling. Who but you could I call in my moments of insanity? I do believe I went to bed one night actually craving breadsticks. I may need to make a pilgrimage to our favourite little eatery very soon. 

You’re whining about not eating bread? My fast included only water for 7days. But not gonna lie, my body looks even more stunning after it

That sounds rather painful, Kitty. I know that you work very hard to be at your best and would not do anything to intentionally harm yourself, but I'm concerned. Are you sure this is what's best for you?

Okay, I can see what you mean, I guess. I think there are still some good ones out there, but they are hard to come by definitely. I’ve watched a lot of the princess ones with Stacey, so I saw Beauty and the Beast, but I like The Lion King. That scene with Mufasa and Scar always gets me. Toy Story is up there too. 

The Lion King is definitely a masterpiece. Elton John's music really adds so much emotional depth to the whole thing. Although we do not talk about Mufasa and Scar because it's too soon. It's always going to be too soon. My own tear inducing moment in that movie is where, after Mufasa has fallen, Simba runs up to him and keeps telling him that they have to go home and then just lies there under his paw. So incredibly heartbreaking.

It was just a bunch of cartoons, which don’t get me wrong are awesome on Saturday mornings, but that’s about all. But, the last Disney movie we all watched was Monsters Inc. which is one of a favorites. But, no Dora the Explorer..which you seem to have some type of beef with.

It just seems to me to a very unintelligent show, is all. I never enjoyed it. Cartoons in general, in my opinion, are just going further and further downhill these days. Monsters Inc is adorable. My favourites, I think, will always be Beauty and the Beast, Mulan and The Lion King. And yours?

Do I have to pay anything for that? I might take you up on that offer. You were? Your parents are awesome! I don’t know who I relate to the most. Maybe Ross. Is that weird? Because he’s a total weirdo. 

I'm almost certain it's free the first time. I'll definitely let you know when we'll be attending next. Ross is probably the most unique, but I have a soft spot in my heart for him. I do for all of the main six. I find it difficult to dislike any of them.

I think the way both groups operate really plays into who we are as performers. The Warblers tend to prefer a more cohesive approach, while the New Directions are fun and spontaneous. Both are highly entertaining in their own right, though, and that’s what makes us contenders for the top spots at Nationals. It’ll be a good show, regardless of who places, but I’d be lying if I said you didn’t have to watch out, Miss Berry.

Yes, with our two groups and Vocal Adrenaline in the fold, it'll be quite difficult for anyone else. I believe that we're all very evenly matched for different reasons, but obviously the New Directions at least believe we have something very unique under our sleeves that will give us a competitive edge. I'm sure you'll be very surprised! I can't wait to see what all of you come up with. I'm always so impressed about how every single person in the Warblers is needed to make a melody. Any clues for what you have in store?

Wash yo mouff out with soap! You could sing the obituary columns to me out of the paper and it would still probably sound amazing. But we’ll figure something out. Catch up with me during your free period tomorrow and we’ll compose an all encompassing list of prime duet possibilities. I’m down to try anything once, at least. I guess you’re not wrong there. I would rather try to raise the money through a method that falls under my moral alignment this year, however. And I would like to raise that money. Academic decathlon finals are in Detroit this year. The birthplace of ice cream soda.

You're very sweet, Arthur. And adorable. And other adjectives. Feel free to add you own because my vocabulary isn't extensive enough to contain my love for you in a few words. I'll definitely do that. I think the fact that the two of us are the founding members of glee club and haven't yet done a duet is absolutely shocking. Well, you can't miss out on Detroit, then. Don't worry. We'll find a way. Maybe in free period we can brainstorm fundraising ideas too?