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This is an old AU I’ve been thinking of making canon — more like a headcanon, really.
I drew heavy inspiration from darker religious themes, somewhere along the lines of ACII and the Ezio Auditore trilogy. So here’s the idea:
In this headcanon, the Vatican keeps an iron grip on its members — nuns, priests, bishops, and especially cardinals.
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Conclaves are practically blood duels between cardinals. On more than one occasion, the Sistine Chapel has been found stained with blood, with the bodies of at least twenty cardinals out of the hundred who gathered to vote for a new Supreme Pontiff.
A conclave admits over a hundred cardinals, yet only one is chosen. But confinement often breeds what they call “collective hysteria”, leading to fatal incidents — three Vatican members found hanged (a priest, a bishop, and a cardinal), and in the worst case, twenty murdered cardinals, leaving the Church without a Pontiff for three years. All of this sits within canon.
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Rules of this Vatican:
Masks:
They are decorated with the faces of saints, archangels, or sacred animals, crafted from white or black marble. Nuns, priests, and cardinals do not choose their masks — they are assigned. Cardinals wear saints’ faces, and most bear archangels.
Masks are reused. Beforehand, they undergo an exorcism, as they are believed to retain the soul of their former wearer, leaving it wandering in limbo if not cleansed.
Masks may be worn during Mass, in the streets, and when the Supreme Pontiff makes appearances. Anyone caught without a mask during major events is excommunicated and ritually executed, their body cast into the River Tiber.
They may remove their masks only when eating or while at home. No other exceptions are permitted.
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Celibacy is strictly enforced. A member who commits to celibacy is swiftly castrated — their testicles removed. Those who refuse are released from service.
This inevitably leads to bastard children — scandals the institution tries to bury.
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Members must be between 25 and 75 years old. After 75, they are taken to an annual ceremony meant to “purify” the institution at the new year. Their throats are cut, and their bodies are thrown into the Tiber. More than once, the river has reportedly run red — reminiscent of Moses in Egypt.
Why younger members? They are easier to manipulate and quicker to corrupt. Cardinals in their forties are entirely normal in this setting.
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The Supreme Pontiff rules over all and personally oversees executions. He wears a mask as well, though far more ornate, detailed in gold or silver.
These masks are designed according to how the Pontiff perceives God. He is drugged and subjected to prayers in an unknown tongue, said to open a gateway to glimpse the face of God — the illustration reflects how Pontiff Rodrigo Borgia saw that vision.
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Yes, this would be considered blasphemous — but it’s purely a headcanon for an AU. It’s not meant as an attack on the Church itself; I’m Catholic.
What do you think? I’d love to hear your thoughts.
This cardinal illustration is literally a design I came up with for Haytham. Yes — I’m thinking of making him a cardinal. His religious path would begin after the attack on the Kenway mansion, when Reginald takes charge of his upbringing and places him in a seminary, where he is further shaped. There, he meets Ezio’s father, Giovanni Auditore — a future cardinal.
Haytham and Giovanni both take part in the conclave following Borgia’s death.
Haytham eventually rises to the rank of Cardinal Dean.
The nun would be Maria Thorpe. She never met Altaïr — at least not in any ordinary sense. Or perhaps she did. I’m considering that Altaïr might be someone from her past who appears in her dreams, guiding her through her turmoil inside the convent.
She becomes Mother Superior and is present when Borgia dies and the conclave is convened.
I think they’re sketches of an AU I’ve been thinking about, but it turned out awful
:,v
This is from another AU (I make more AUs than a mental health assessment), where Kaneihti:io is from the Water Nation (I was inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender).
Here’s baby Connor and Connor at around four years old, possibly.
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Portrait commission for @tboymordred featuring his iteration of Sir Percival (aka the GOAT) thank you so much!!!! look forward to more of ram's arthurian projects featuring him hehe
It's (almost) that time of year again, and well I'm doing things a little different this year so I figure I'd give the prompt list a little early! Arthurian August is a yearly art/writing/gif making/whatever other creative things challenge during the month of August centered on the Arthurian Legends. In the past I've had a prompt a week for the month of August, but this year I'm trying a bingo card format, pictured below:
The idea is you can check as many applicable boxes as you want for each creation you make, so if you make one or two things you can still get a bingo, granted you include all five prompts between those creations. Of course if you only want to check one box per creation that's fine too. The goal is to kinda open this up so people who don't have much time can still complete something. (More rules and prompt explanations under the cut)
Rules:
The challenge officially runs from August 1st to the 31st, put things in the tag #arthuriana august and/or @caer-gai and I'll reblog it!
You can create in any medium you want! (Please no AI)
NSFW and gore are allowed, just tag appropriately! I will use discretion while reblogging
I will be checking the tag and reblogging between August 1st and August 31st 2026! Feel free to post before or after that time frame if you need to, but I might not see it if you don't tag me
MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF THE WHOLE CHALLENGE: have fun! Don't push yourself too hard this is a silly and fun thing! Take the time you need, just tag me when you're done. I run these because I like seeing what you make <3
As always send me asks/notes/DMs/page boys with any and all questions! I'm happy to help=)
Prompt Explanations/Ideas-
Inspired By A German Text: Create something inspired by/containing a character, storyline ect from a German Text (ie Diu CrĂ´ne, Lanzelet, Daniel von dem BlĂĽhenden Tal).
Featuring An Obscure Character: Create something that centers on a character you consider to be obscure. Obviously obscurity is subjective so I leave that mostly to your own judgement.
Comedic: Create something with a comedic tone, in the comedy genere, or having to do with the more comedic elelments of arthuriana.
wlw: Create something involving a romantic or sexual pairing that falls under the 'women loving women' umbrella.
Inspired By An English Text: Create something inspired by/containing a character, storyline ect from an English Text (ie Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle).
LGBTQ+: Create something with a character(s), theme(s), or story that falls under the LGBTQ+ umbrella. (gay, bi, pan, trans, intersex, ace/aro, nonbinary, ect)
Fanwork or Inspired By Med Lit: Create something that is a fanwork of or inspired by a medieval text.
Family: Create something that has to do with family and family dynamics.
Fanwork or Inspired By Other Media: Create something that is a fanwork of or inspired by some other arthuriana media, like tv shows, games, comics, songs, etc.
Based on an Obscure Text: Create something that centers on a text you consider to be obscure. Obviously obscurity is subjective so I leave that mostly to your own judgement.
Tragic: Create something with a tragic tone, in the tragedy genere, or having to do with the more tragic elelments of arthuriana.
Inspired By A Text In Another Language: Create something inspired by/containing a character, storyline ect from a text originally written in a language other than the four listed on this card (for example texts from the Dutch, Icelandic, Yiddish, Italian, or Latin traditions would count).
Woman POV/MC : Create something where a woman is the main/focus character or from a woman's point of view.
Friendship: Create something that has to do with friendship.
Happy: Create something with a happy tone or having to do with the more happy/light hearted elelments of arthuriana.
Featuring An Obscure (Non-Romantic Pairing): Create something that focuses on a pairing (or larger) combination of characters who are not often discussed/seen together in modern works. One or more characters can be popular themselves, its the combination that's obscure in this case. Additionally this must be a non-romantic relationship, there's a different square for that one. Obviously obscurity is subjective so I leave that mostly to your own judgement.
Fanwork or Inspired By A Retelling: Create something that is a fanwork of or inspired by a modern retelling.
Romance: Create something focused on or having to do with romance or romantic feelings.
Fanwork or Inspired By A Movie: Create something that is a fanwork of or inspired by an arthurian movie.
In A New Medium: Create something in a medium that you don't usually use. (ie if you usually write, draw something, or make a webweave.)
Inspired By A Welsh Text: Create something inspired by/containing a character, storyline ect from a Welsh Text (ie Peredur, The Mabinogoin).
Legacy: Create something that has to do with the theme of legacy, either within the arthuriana or the legacy of the arthurian legend.
Angsty: Create something with a angsty tone or having to do with the more angsty elements of arthuriana.
Featuring An Obscure Ship: Create something that centers on a romantic/sexual relationship between two or more characters that aren't frequently paired together. As with the non-romantic pairing, this is about the relationship being obscure not necessarily the characters in it. The fandom kids call this a "rarepair". Obviously obscurity is subjective so I leave that mostly to your own judgement.
Inspired By A French Text: Create something inspired by/containing a character, storyline ect from a French Text (ie Chretien de Troyes's Romances, The Vulgate Cycle, Le Bel Inconnu).
Once again, please let me know if you have any questions! Have fun and I hope to see y'all in August!!
We like to picture Jarthur and Carter & Zkauba (Zarter? sounds better than Caruba anyways) as two bonded pairs. When you try to separate them, they all stop eating, get sick and die.
Their disabilities would be included of course, but adjusted for the rodents. So Arthur is just blind, John can't really squeak, both Carter and Zkauba are visually impaired and the latter has an unusual way of making noise that confuses most piggies. They help each other out in finding food and shelter, and their whiskers and noses still work well, so it's not like they can't navigate the world.
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I really grieve for Giovanni not only because it literally sent Maria in the darkest places of her mind for twenty fucking years, but it also didn't let us to really deepen into his relationships with the others in general and friendship with Volpe in particular and therefore cut us out of the coolest friendships that potentially might be seen in the games, and I'm still ready to die on that hill.
Because like the loss of a friend with whom your freak is matching (and, yet again, Ezio took from Giovanni more than most of appearance, so Giovanni allegedly is twice more everything from that), and especially after you literally was the only one to warn him but unable to do more, because this fucking idiot didn't do anything, and nobody else tried to help or save him, is doing a lot shit with a person. And like it'd partially explained why Volpe leans to trust only a few people rather than the whole organisation.
Because he already saw his best friend and a literal Grandmaster being fucking left to deal with a lot of shit alone, literally going on the most of the missions alone, while the others doing literally anything else but helping him, until he fucking died because there was nobody but you and a child of a said friend to try and do anything about it. He saw how the person, less suited to that, became acting Grandmaster, but did pretty much nothing besides handling a ton of work to everyone else while barely teaching said child for the next twenty years. He saw how another child who grew up during these said twenty years getting recruited while also not really getting himself involved in teamwork to the point his double agent job rightfully felt like a traitory. And only in that way I might get along with that stubbing Machia sequence, but since it's mostly the way how I personally read the dynamics between characters based on the crumbs I had, it might not be the case at all, and in that case that sequence makes as less sense as it does without context or analysis.
But like, getting back to the point, I really grieve the fact that we were cut out of so much content, lore and character dynamics for like the whole past segments pull of characters, cuz it fucked up so much stuff and kept a lot of potentially even more coolest things besides those we've got out of the story. In that term the trilogy didn't really age well, I'm afraid.
[ID: Fifteen edits of the Bugs bunny “I wish all a very pleasant day” meme. They are edited to include the trans flag on his left side. They read:
“I wish all trans men, trans women, nonbinaries, genderfluids, demiboys and demigirls, agenders, and more a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the flags for the identities listed.
“I wish all straight, gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, aro, omni, polyamorous, etc. trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the flags for the identities listed.
“I wish all intersex people who identify with the trans label a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the intersex flag.
“I wish all autistic, ADHD, or otherwise neurodivergent trans people a very pleasant trans visibilitiy day.” This edit includes the red words “(happy autism acceptance month! light it up red)”
“I wish all Jewish, Muslim, Christian, Hindu, and other religious trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all trans POC, especially Black and indigenous trans people, a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the inclusive LGBT poc flag, as well as a trans flag with a brown and black fist.
“I wish all disabled or chronically ill trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all fat trans people, hairy trans people, and trans people who don’t “pass” a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all it/its pronoun users, neopronouns users, and people who use pronouns that don’t “match” their gender a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all trans people with little or no gender dysphoria a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all trans people who are in the closet a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all trans people who haven’t transitioned and/or don’t plan to a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all questioning trans people/people who aren’t sure if they’re trans a very pleasant trans visibility day.”
“I wish all people who don’t use labels for themselves a very pleasant whatever you’re comfy with.”
“I wish all trans people a very pleasant you are wonderful, valid, and loved <3” /End ID]
If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans man headcanon you have for a canonically female character, I never get to see transmasc headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know testosterone could have saved Kisara and Carly, I will not elaborate.
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If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.