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It took me five years to realize that the guys at that one dock called me Shuffler because. You know. Zombies. I thought that was jokes about my limping. You know. My leg?

Bein loved on by a guy as pretty as D is a compliment in itself

Underrated thing about poly is thst if you're into some date ideas your wife isnt such a fan of you can try suggesting them to your husband.

Yeah yeah I've seen the post you're referring to, it just doesn't fit. My fantasies never revolve vulnerability. I don't want my wife to hold my head and tell me I can be weak. I like it when she sees all the horrible angry hateful parts of me and tells me I did a good job. I like that she screamed and then laughed when I hit her dad with that car.

Surprise burger always welcome

I know it sucks but "bomb your whole shit and start the fuck over" is actually better long term advice than "sit there and seethe until you die, bitch". It's sooooo easy to sit passively and let shit rot around you and then bitch at other people who actually want to solve their personal problems and that's why doomer shit gets pushed so fucking hard. Make an effort, loser. DAMN. DAMN! Lotta people on this website would sooner kill themselves than admit they have any fucking agency at all.

Like the wah wah wah my family shit is so OLD. YOUR FAMILY FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW THERE'S SOME STUPID OLD FUCK ON THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY THAT YOUR MOM INVITES OVER ANYWAYS. IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE CRYING ABOUT? THE APPROVAL OF PEOPLE WHO KEEP THE GUY THAT WAS MOLESTING YOU AROUND? IS THAT REALLY YOUR HIGHEST ASPIRATION IN LIFE? TO BE LOVED BY SOME PEOPLE YOU ALREADY KNOW AIN'T SHIT? ARE THERE ZERO OTHER OPTIONS THAT YOU CAN CONCIEVE OF?

I hate to be all. Perk up you sad fuck it could be way worse. But it really could be worse. You cannot be that fucking ugly half of my face is burn scars and the beard did nothing to hide it and my teeth are fucked and I sound like I started smoking at twelve cause I did. I'm married anyway. I'm married to two people that actually love me and did some truly embarrassing shit to prove it.

You're a chaser that doesn't even have the nerve to approach trans people outside your house? Why did you write this like it's a tragedy and not a small relief? Keep your dumb unloveable ass inside, until you gain the confidence to go terrorize other cisgenders with whatever your trauma void is. Schtupid.