i am so tired

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

i say this like weekly atp but it rlly sucks being reminded im black by the world like obviously i know that and i love my people and my culture but i literally donot like register it until i interact with others irl or online and its like oh great. literally every single way i am treated or spoken to or excluded by is directly bc of my blackness like…i am never just a person i am always a Black person and often times the “person” part isnt even included

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.