✮𓆈ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ɴᴇʀᴅ𓆈✮

Playing 30 minutes of Horizon Zero Dawn is the best 4 hours of my life.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

If my moots/friends see this uhhh yeah

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

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if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid