Stop rhyming, I mean it!

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

all I’ve seen are jokes about cocaine bear but perhaps the funniest thing about it is that it’s actually good. like obviously not winning an oscar but it’s a well paced horror comedy with fairly fleshed out characters. the colors are bright & fun, and it takes advantage of 80s nostalgia (clothes, music, cars) without going overboard. it covers a wide array of topics including toxic masculinity, strong single moms, male intimacy, a bear on coke. I left the theaters an hour ago and that damn bears been the only thing on my mind. incredible

Elon Musk posting jackbox safety quips on twitter and crying

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes 

Elon Musk posting jackbox safety quips on twitter and crying

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

no pain no gain" is coping cause I’m comfy and they’re not

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy