making one of your pre-apocalyptic prep projects to re-brand your battleship (colloquially known as ‘big baby’) and ultimately just settling for ‘biggest baby’

old joshy’s training ground for psychic soldiers against blink sharks

using your cool new haircut to give your friend the self-confidence they need in order to cast a spell

telling the world that your dad jammed some d20s “up there”

starting your day off with mountain dew, aka whiskey :)

putting off a conversation that may determine the fate of the world in order to play hacky sack with your teacher for 35 mins 

carrying around a box of venomous asps

hating your job so much that you decide to lace the fog machines

three-headed santa

a dehumidifier-themed haunted house

catching a dracula to make a dracula zoo

the game of chest, in which you place game pieces on top of a chest filled with treasures and then wait to see which player will rip it open first and send the pieces flying

asking for a magical artifact with feather fall and then immediately using its single use to jump off a balcony

borat, the great and terrible wizard

turning into a potted plant during battle

kidnapping and pitting friends against each other out of sheer boredom