mmm whatcha say

DOOT DOOT DE DOOT, says the champion as we all look in and cry out of sheer terror and fear

No but Have You Realized: beanie babies make the perfect baths

99 toombas in my roombas

au where all monkeys over the age of 13 are legally required to wear business jackets for a minimum of 15 hours a day

it’s friday the eleventeenth, everybody run for your lives

neener neener noint got some hot dogs in my joint

215 perpenny accurate

but what if all our giraffes were actually cows in disguise