Stuff FALOTI says when they're too schmidty

you'd think if you were going to make this your job, you'd bleach

hey shellnew, want to try this mating thing?

if i don't complain about something, i'll die

i'd date my mom

if you're not paying to win, you're playing to lose

hey wanna get a couple small salt licks and race to see who can finish it first

dude...what do boobs feel like?

"Yeah fuck that gay baby."

Whenever my friends need a cock identified, they come to me.

There are rules to hitting a woman.

I dunno, Beatrice has a food baby going, maybe she ate them all.

I love when I look at my bank account

Any man who willingly associates with females for anything more than meaningless sex deserves what's coming to him.

...Fuck 'em in the mouth...