「SH!TCOMIC」

It's a bit like putting two 1996 32" Panasonics with VCRs** side by side, playing an original VHS copy of「SPACE JAM™」on one set while doing the same on the other set but having the second copy of「SPACE JAM™」play IN REVERSE. This opens a semi- stable/ semi-soft schwarzschild gate that connects your living room to an extended hyperplane that is (occasionally, try at your own risk) in equiphasal flux with the EM-signature of my epithalamus where I store all my inside jokes and gold. **DO NOT USE TV-VCR COMBOS, I DO NOT CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO TRY THIS AT HOME. ** DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS DURING THE HEIGHT OF CLOWN SEASON. DO NOT WEAR NYLON AS IT EASILY GATHERS STATIC. AND MAY ACTIVATE ESTRUS.