Things Cody says

If I'm going to be wearing this [chain mail] in public, I wanna have something that, y'know, if somebody stabs it with a knife, it would still protect me.

I wore this chain mail shirt here for a month straight

A sticky bee is a happy bee

So to start my story, I was out in the garage making explosives...

This might be a meteorite. It's magnetic. Looks rockish.

I oughta come by and pick up some bones sometime. Get me some phosphorous!

I suppose feet and bananas are kinda similar.

I refused to go to the doctor and instead sewed up a cut with some hair and a sewing needle

So yeah I just ordered $600 worth of bees

I wanna try something that I've always been told not to do...