I ♥️ TUNA

Namely?

You wanted to fight a shark.

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

Ooooh, you’re a STRONG pokemon! :D I could totally take out Russia with you!

…Did you mega-evolve?

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

Omg Japancat run! I know that look! RUN!

*looks at Americat* *gasps* AMERICATCHU YOU RETURNED TO ME :D

Oh no

Are you sure?

Very much so!

Do pokemon even know if their pokemon?

I am not a Pokémon, so I would not know. I am a cat who is informing you that he is a cat.

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

Ooooh, you’re a STRONG pokemon! :D I could totally take out Russia with you!

…Did you mega-evolve?

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

Omg Japancat run! I know that look! RUN!

*looks at Americat* *gasps* AMERICATCHU YOU RETURNED TO ME :D

Oh no

Are you sure?

Very much so!

A hole?

I don’t know why there is one.. I don’t know how I even found the hole.. But one thing I can say! It was definitely not worth it!

Your owner has been obsessed with Pokémon Go, correct? Could he have tried to go…into the wall for one?

Well.. He is unpredictable.. So that could be possible

I would suggest not thinking in conventional lines where Mr. America is concerned. Kiku has mentioned that it is prudent to not do as such.

A hole?

I don’t know why there is one.. I don’t know how I even found the hole.. But one thing I can say! It was definitely not worth it!

Your owner has been obsessed with Pokémon Go, correct? Could he have tried to go...into the wall for one?

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

Omg Japancat run! I know that look! RUN!

*looks at Americat* *gasps* AMERICATCHU YOU RETURNED TO ME :D

Oh no

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

Ooooh, you’re a STRONG pokemon! :D I could totally take out Russia with you!

You are not a Pokémon!

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

Be careful before he throws you too!

He would severely regret it.

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

A hole?