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I kind of love how Tolkien writes about Sauron's admiration of Strength (with a capital S) leading him to follow Morgoth.
It ties so well with how Sauron branded Morgoth as 'the Strong' in Numenor, when he was promoting Melkor's worship. He tried to make everyone fall for Melkor in the same way that he himself did.
Also, Tolkien was really inspired, wasn't he? "...and fell with him down into the depths of evil". I adore the wording.
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MILDRED?????
New York State Parks official IG posted about an owl they rescued but decided to use only the most wretched photos of this creature, including what EYE think is the best bird photograph ever taken
OP, why would you not share the rest?!?!?!
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
Itβs pretty likely that itβs a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As βnβ is 4 (number of digits available).Β 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you donβt get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well βtechnicallyβ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.Β
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Donβt base your deductions of psychology. Letβs talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereβs more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itβ¦.
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almostΒ alwaysΒ choose a number they can remember. Whatβs memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And thatβs why we have a John Watson.
This is βtop 10 favorite postsβ level.
Omg, itβs actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
World Heritage Post
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prev. I can't argue
i just wanted to do something different from my current wip, i but accidentally made one of my favourite works of this year haha β¨
timelapse below the cut!
Frodo & Sam, by Mary Violin.
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Maedhros
recently got into the Silmarillion and hereβs my first ever fanart, Maedhros specifically.
don't talk to me or my son ever again
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! Itβs anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
Luthien dancing beneath the stars π
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. Β All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Β Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
βMUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDRENβ
βYes goodβ
βAND EAT THE BAD ONESβ
βWait noβ
βEAT THEMβ
βsasha noβ
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THATβS IT
SASHAβS BACK ON MY DASH!
Yβall better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved
Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.
Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.
β Donβt you know your Sam? β
