shit-slonker

idea: stand-up comedy venue that is also an active crematorium, called the comedy crematorium

all hail the hyper-dense nutrient puck

i was born dumb but i'll die stupid

ACAB doesn't include police dogs imo because they are corrupted by humans, but ACAB 1000% includes police horses because they are ontologically evil from the get-go.

I'm not trying to be cool, I am trying to be cool.

massively fucked up that the folks I know who have the most physical pain in their lives are those who are transitioning/have transitioned to the gender where no one gives a shit about your pain you are actively shamed for expressing pain

97% of what is called "men's fashion" can be boiled down to "what can a man wear and not be called a faggot" and the other 3% is unabashedly faggot-coded.

part of being a teenager is making fuckass decisions

remember when dave thomas was white?

god got isekai'd as an ape

using my brainy brain to think my thinky thoughts

exploding head syndrome but it's just the "SKOP" sound