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Kimmorality

Kim: Someone told me they liked my morality today. . .

Kim: *laughs*

Stephanie: *raises eyebrow*

Kim: . . .I’ve never been told that before

#it's funny #because she was legit confused #for good reason?#you decide

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Kimistry Class

Prof T: A + B = C. If A + B = explosion. . . something went wrong.

Kim: sounds like my life

#and when i say kimistry class i do not mean to imply that kim has class

A ChemE's Org-E

Darren: Having an OChem party in here?

Kim: We're have an Org-ey

Kim: Get it?

Kim: ORG-ey

#whoa so clever

The Art of Potating

Prof Theodorakis: I won't make you memorize this because I don't want any more haters.

Stephanie: Haters gonna hate.

Kim: *nods* Potaters gonna potate.

#where does this stuff come from

If that curtain was red, it would be like a red carpet for your butt.

Kim, on the curtain she put on my seat

#ty kim for making my buttocks feel like a celebrity

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One time I stopped and listened to my brain-thoughts for a while.

Kim the (Brain-)Thoughtful

#someone needs to invent a device that lets us all listen to kim's brain-thoughts #it could be a podcast #i'd listen to that all the time #let's be honest we all would #best podcast ever #right up there with welcome to night vale i'd guess

To Kill a Mockingfly

JAMES: You do Karate? Damn never mind. I'm not going near you.

KIM: Don't be silly! I wouldn't hurt a fly.

KIM: *dramatic pause*

KIM: I'd kill it.

#i wasn't there for this but i saw it on the facebook page and felt it needed to be on here

St. Patrick's Day 2014

March 17, 2014

1. Broke my lenten promise for a long 10 seconds as I chugged the last half of my bottle of Jameson, both to commemorate the end of my finals and to forget the fact that I fucked up that thermo problem.

2. Did SO well on my other 3 finals, and thought I did well on this 4th one too, until I saw the answers and realized I'd accidentally presumed ideal on a real problem situation. F*d up the numbers but hopefully I get enough partial credit to keep my A... Got everything else right.

3. I don't believe in gender divisions and am a pragmatist, so I naturally walk into men's restrooms when the ladies line is too long. Because of how indiscriminately I walked into one, I inadvertently led my group of girl friends into one too. lol

4. What should I do with the last half of my day? A bit too drunk to drive, so out of ideas. Jog? Watch a movie?

#st pat's #3tho

why so sleepy?

Kim: mm I'm tired. . .

Kim: no I'm not, shut up Kim

#the finals struggle is all too real

friends, and lack thereof

Karan *via fb comment*: Awww Kim thinks she has friends. how cute lol

Kim: Stephanie, tell him I have friends!

Stephanie: I--

Kim: Tell them now!!

Stephanie: ok, I'll--

Kim: noooooowwwwww

Stephanie *fb comment*: Kim told me to tell you she has friends, so...Kim has friends! don't be so mean to her she's nice ok she's just misunderstood

Kim: *reads comment*

Kim: jackass

#be careful what you wish for

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(Inter)national Anthem

Kim: *relays typical shit-kim-says worthy conversation*

Kim: and then everyone was like ". . . did Kim seriously just say that out loud?"

Kim: I feel like that's the anthem of my life

#i feel like it is too #just look at the last post on here #even kim can't believe she says these things out loud

I can't believe I actually said that out loud. . .

Kim, on reading the posts of shit-kim-says

#this comment was regarding the morality post #but it could probably be applied to nearly any of these

You know, Peter Singer argues about morality, and what's good and bad. And I'm just like, 'Chai tea latte. That's good.'

PhilosoKim

#early morning musings of the university-renowned philosopher Kim

bike maintenance

Kim: I saw some rust on my bike today :(

Kim: you can't fix rust, can you?

Stephanie: well I mean rust is just oxidized iron, so

Stephanie: you can just scrape off the metal that's oxidized

Kim: yeah. . .yeah! it's just molecules gettin' together and making babies!

Stephanie: . . .

Kim: . . .

Kim: *broodingly* just gotta scrape off the babies

#i wonder what other people think when they hear these conversations #we were in phil discussion for this one #wish i could have seen the faces of people who hear kim say these things #we should have a kim-cam #record people listening to her talk #that's a movie i'd watch #or even better - shit-kim-says: the musical

that smelly smell that smells...smelly

Kim: I can smell bullshit a mile away.

Stephanie: . . . I'm putting that on shit-kim-says.

Kim: . . .

Kim: *quietly* but I DO smell bullshit a mile away...

#she may not have a conventionally exquisite sense of smell #as in she smells next to nothing #but perhaps that's because her sniffer is calibrated for bs

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Finding Fugacity and Fugacity Coefficients

DARREN: No-- I'm not gonna do it again. It's just plugging and chugging.

KIM: You know "plugging and chugging" sounds like a really gross phrase.

DARREN: Hahaha can that go on your tumblr, please?

#shit kim says #at the request of darren

lucky guess?

Kim: ughhhh I have a food comaaaa

Stephanie: *watching The Office* hey relevant look this guy's eating

Kim: *squints* I can't see it, but I assume it's someone making a stupid-looking dace

Stephanie: well, yeah

#the kim does not guess #the kim knows #the kim knows all

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