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It’s back…the Curse of Strahd shit posting. It’s good to be in Barovia again, I missed my peacock and, more so, this crew (with a beautiful new addition) <3
(More doodles to come in time~ Please no spoilers! I post most of my art on twitter these days! )
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SO THIS WAS SOMETHING PLANNED LAST YEAR that I never got around to finishing, but now that the campaign’s back up and t’is the spooky month, I thought: fuck it. Why not.
So I made a Strahd charm.
I’m hoping to sell this at Anime NYC this year! The moon will be translucent while the mist will be semi-opaque, and I plan on having some crystal dangles on it as well (it’s an extra charm, I’m gonna be extra)!
Also the quote on the back, I went with ‘he is’ rather than ‘I am’ only because the font looked way better with the former than the latter.
Hope you like it!
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is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child
like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk
rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee
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Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.
It became necessary
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Sleeping with them (SFW)
Joseph -Fun pajama time! Joseph would happily wear a kigurumi or seasonal pajamas with you -Also has a collection of slippers, though they can be mostly boring there is a lot of them and they all have their own space in the house in case someone has cold feet -His bed is a queen and color coordinates with the rest of his room -Reads before bed -Will ask to snuggle and it’s understood that both your space is respected -When you do snuggle he wraps you under his chin, keeping you close and comfortable -He will ask if you’re comfy “Doesn’t snore but will mumble quietly if you move too much, or get out of bed
Ruvik -He has way more pajama sets then you’d think; all breathable fabric and he changes them every night in order to keep his burns clean -The night ritual for you two is for you to help him clean and redress him -In turn, he helps you with your own nightly routines, be it helping with lotion or tending to your own ails. -Also reads before bed but it’s usually his notes from the day’s work -A horribly light sleeper, expect to asked where you’re going if you need that sweet 3A.M. water -If he can’t sleep he will sit up in bed and go over his notes again. You have a sleeping mask so his bedside lamp doesn’t wake you. On nights when you forget it Ruvik will put it on for you -On nights where he’s really restless, he’ll go down to his lab and work. You don’t have to worry about waking up, it’s very well insulated down there. -Will come back to check on you periodically. He needs to know you’re still there -When he does sleep with you it’s always snuggles. He holds you tightly on his better side, careful of his wounds. -He’s a back sleeper -When he manages a deeper sleep it’s guaranteed he will wake with a nightmare. It could be from the fire or his time in the basement but you’re here. He snuggles into you for comfort while you gently rub his back. -He’s so tired.
Sebastian -A T-shirt and boxer briefs kinda guy -Doesn’t really care what you wear to bed as long as your comfortable -Would rather watch TV before going to bed then read -You often snuggle during TV time. Sebastian just wants to hold you and forget about his day; destress a bit you know? -Will run his hands over your arms while you stay close -He’s a back sleeper and loves when you fall asleep on his chest -Having you close keeps his nightmares at bay; with you, he feels safe and calm. He often will wake in the middle of the night remembering his daughter and wife’s death though with you lying close to him, and the therapy he’s been attending, he’s able to go back to sleep. You make the most difference though. -If you guys don’t end up cuddling you’ll instead lay back to back, feeling each other’s breathing through the night. -Sebastian loves those breathe right strips and always wears them to bed, claiming he gets stuffy when he sleeps
💌yandere starter prompts💌
“I saw you last night…you looked beautiful.”
“God, you have no idea how amazing you are, do you?”
“I don’t wanna hurt you, baby.”
“You think that I’m watching you? Don’t flatter yourself…”
“This world doesn’t deserve an angel like you.”
“I think they might be a problem. Don’t worry, love, I’ll take care of them for you.”
“I’ll do whatever it takes if it means we’ll be together forever, my sweet.”
“You will do what I ask.”
“If you just do what you’re fucking told then we wouldn’t have a problem, would we?”
“Where’s that smile I’m looking for, sugar?”
“So…do you want your underwear back?”
“Sweetheart, I have to mark you. How else is everyone gonna know you’re mine?”
“You’ve been so good lately, my pet. Don’t make me have to punish you…”
“I fucking need you more than I need to breath.”
“If you leave me, I’ll die!”
“I know you liked them, sweetie, but they were keeping you away from me.”
“You’re mine, do you understand? You belong to me.”
“Cry for me, baby.”
“I know it hurts, honey, but that’s what happens when you don’t do what I say.”
“I just want to show you how much I love you…”
“Don’t worry, my love, I’ll protect you.”
“The next time they touch what’s mine, I’ll cut their fucking arm off.”
“You’re so cute when you’re struggling.”
“If you don’t take your clothes off, I’ll take them off for you.”
“Just give into me, love.”
“I’ll lock you up and throw away the fucking key if you ever even think about doing anything like that again, do you hear me?”
“I wish you would just let me have you…”
“I just want us to be happy. I had to kill them.”
“I’ll do whatever the fuck I want to you, got it?”
“Is it so hard to love me?”
“I hate it when they look at you…so fucking much…”
“You know you’re mine, don’t you?”
“Do you really think you can get away from me?”
“I know everything about you, darling, and you’re so perfect.”
“I’m madly in love with you.”
“You’re all I ever think about.”
“If you don’t kiss me, I’ll slit your fucking throat.”
“You’re such a pretty little thing tied up like that, baby.”
“Tell me how much you love me.”
“I’ll carve my name into your back if that’s what I have to do to let you know you’re mine.”
“Why’re you crying? Aren’t you happy to be with me?”
“I’ll kiss away the pain, doll.”
“I’m sorry, honey, but you made me jealous. They had to die.”
“Do you think I like hurting you? Because I fucking love it.”
“You don’t even know how lucky you are. I protect you and provide for you. Don’t act so ungrateful.”
“It’s okay to love me. Please love me.”
“I could fucking kill you right now, you know that?”
“Don’t test me, darling.”
“You think I’m jealous? Trust me, buttercup, you haven’t even seen jealousy.”
“I want to tell you I love you until my throat bleeds.”
Because I’m a nerd who reads the details of everything I sign, here’s a few pointers about the new tumblr guidelines:
Traditional art and writing is still allowed via the new guidelines, just not photos and videos of real folk being “inappropriate”. So if your nsfw drawings or fic get flagged, just appeal and you should be fine.
And anything that gets flagged will not be deleted, they will just automatically become “private” so only you can see them.
And they are not deleting anyone’s blogs. If you have a nsfw blog that is labeled as such in your settings, all they will do is make all your content private and unsearchable, and hide your avatar and possibly your username if those are considered inappropriate as well. They don’t want to lose their user base so, rather than delete you, they want to give you a chance to turn your blog around and start posting safe content.
Don’t panic. Don’t delete anything. Just breathe and take this a day at a time.
Ever since I made a Jojoplier montage for TEW 1, people asked me to make another one for TEW 2 so....Here it is ! I hope you like it as much as I do :D And d...
Hey it’s me again with another Jojoplier montage ! Ever since I made the first one, people asked me to make another one for Mark’s playthrough of TEW2 so…Here it is ! :D
I hope you like it as much as I do @markiplier
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
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when you’re the last one on your team standing and you somehow pull it off
When Lucio is solo on the point trying to extend overtime
Wynne: Alistair, may I have a word? Alistair: Of course, anything for my favoritest mage ever. Wynne: It seems you and our fearless leader are inseparable these days; joined at the hip almost. Alistair: That’s a bit of an overstatement, don’t you think? Wynne: Well then, now that you’re in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from. Alistair: Pardon? Wynne: I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies, and the good fade spirits take them out of the fade and leave them in your arms… but that’s not true. Actually, what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other…. Alistair: Andraste’s flaming sword, I know where babies come from! Wynne: Do you? Do you really? Alistair: I certainly hope so! Wynne: Oh, alright then. Ooh, look, you’re all red and mottled. How cute. Alistair: You did that on purpose. Wynne: Now, now, Alistair. Why would I do such a thing? Alistair: Because you’re wicked… that frail old lady act? I’m so not fooled. I’m on to you now.
Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it
Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness
what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss?
possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich
The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.
1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.
this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.
There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.
You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.
the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?
The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day). Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers. If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day. Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.
that sounds doable! our goal is now clear
ok but why tho?
if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it
i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth
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“Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?”
“That’s the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy.”
i swear all garrus has to do is tilt his head a certain way and jesus i fucking melt into PUTTY
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