GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ( 2014) Ā SENTENCE STARTERS
Iām just gonna come right out, I have no idea whatās going on⦠at all.
Okay, Iām gonna be totally honest with you ⦠I forgot you were here.
They got my dick message!
You said it yourself, bitch: Weāre the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your⦠yourā¦pelvic sorcery!
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
Weāre just like Kevin Bacon!
Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Aināt no thing like me, ācept me!
Look at this guy. Can you believe they call us criminals when heās assaulting us with that haircut?
You just wanna suck the joy outta everything.
YOUāRE MAKINā⦠ME⦠BEAT⦠UP⦠GRASS!!
You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately⦠We go through you!!
Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me!
With all due respect, _____, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon me.
Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade.
No, I really heard they find you attractive.
Oh, she has no idea. If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. Itās called Footloose.
Who put the sticks up their butts?
Fine. But I canāt promise when all this is over, Iām not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.
Thatās exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, youāre already trying to kill them!
WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!
You are a disappointment, _____. Out of all our siblings, I hated you least.
I saw you out there. I donāt know what came over me, but I couldnāt let you die.
I found something inside of myself. Something incredibly heroic.
None of this ever wouldāve happened if you didnāt try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKINā ARMY!
Oh, I donāt care if itās mean. Everybodyās got dead people! Itās no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!
This is what we get for acting altruistically!
First of all, youāre copying me from when I said I had a plan.
No, Iām not! People say that all the time, itās not that unique of a thing to say.
That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!
You all happy? Weāre all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
He said that heās āan a-holeā. But heās not, and Iām quoting him here, ā100% a dickā.
For the record, I advised them against trusting you here.
What should we do next? Something good? Something bad? Bit of both?