Tagged by the amazing @vhen-harel thanks for the tag!! I've been working on some silly stuff because I've been working on serious writings and needed to shake things up a bit. So straight from 20th Century Nug Studios: a dragon age 2 western, starring Terrance Hill as Bethany Hawke and Bud Spencer as Garrett Hawke.
Once they were outside, Bethany scowled at Garrett, and said, “You are such a stick in the mud. Did you see how Carver looked at that pretty girl?”
“And it’s none of our business.” he gruffly answered, “He made his bed when he decided to go straight.” Bethany harumphed and pulled her hat down over her forehead. They had only walked a few paces before their path was blocked by a group of four men and two women.
“Afternoon, marshals,” said the tall, pale, and blonde woman at the lead. “I’m Ms. Stannard, I’m sure you’ve heard of me.”
“Of course,” chirped Bethany, flashing a grin. The four men she had shaken down earlier glared at her from behind the women.
“Then allow me to present to you the possibility of a profitable partnership.” Ms. Stannard unfolded her wallet, counted a few bills, and held them out. “I think we can come to some understanding of how Kirkwall functions and will continue to function. What do you say?”
Bethany took the bills and counted them.
“A thousand dollars will close one eye, but what about the other? The chief has two eyes.” Bethany gestured at Garrett, who gave her a stony look for pushing her luck.
“Very well, two thousand.” Ms. Stannard pulled out more banknotes and handed them to Bethany.
“And two times two is four. What about my own eyes?”
“You drive a hard bargain, deputy marshal.” Ms. Stannard snapped her fingers and the young woman, also blonde, beside her jumped and unfolded a second wallet. “Thank you, Elsa. Four thousand dollars. Do we have an understanding, marshals?”
I'll leave the tag open to anyone who wants to show what they're working on and I beg you to go watch "They Call Me Trinity" and "Trinity Is Still My Name"
titsay
romaincrisis
vaporwave
stormborns
