Let's Pretend Happy Endings Exist

I stay alive for like 3 people lol

it’d be cool if i could…………………function

I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”

i cant interact w ppls irl u kno how many times ppl ask me what my moon sign is? 0 they dont even care 

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

this is the only pure post