Bread Police

I need more single gay guys to be friends with how do i do this without sucking their dicks first

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

YEET

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

so nice of him to share his popcorn with his buddy

Ur damn right

LMAOOOOO

“The text man” ⚰️⚰️

Y’all ain’t have to do that

Texts man for text I’m dead lol

Lmaooo

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr