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I’m sorry but-

shiro voice: then act like it

Spoilers? Voltron? They don’t exist shhhhhhhhhh

This is old-ish news, but if you reblogged anything about recently leaked Voltron stuff- the Keith in allegedly Lance’s jacket, the shiro design, the lotor design, and others- can you please delete it?? OP got into tons of trouble.

But what if nobody notices. Maybe some off hand comments, but there’s always an excuse. Then, they need to form voltron and they can’t find Lance so they ask Matt to step in, but Blue doesn’t allow it. She won’t have another paladin because she is so fiercely loyal. But they need voltron. So the black lion forces her.

And they all like Matt as the Blue lion pilot, but the Blue lion is all like fuck no. And she flies off to find her paladin. But like shit hits the fan, because now Lance has been captured by Lotor and Blue has to accept Matt until they can rescue Lance.

But it’s Coran who gets pissed at everybody for they way they are acting when they aren’t rushing to find Lance. They are all like “the universe is more important than one person” and Coran is all like “but lance is the Blue paladin because all of you are more important than the universe. And you shut him out and made him feel unwanted. Shame.” And they were all like fuck. And Matt was all like, yeah. I’m not Blue. Let’s go save Lance. And they agreed.

And I don’t know. Throw some Klance in there because OTP is very important.

This wasn’t suppose to go this way but I’m like.. .uuughhh no, not today. Nope.

There is a draining deck… and apparently a gym deck. I mean damn… they have a pool! :O

god i love him too what the fuck

lance, after putting someone’s dish in the sink for them: “oh my god guys? i’m literally just?? so giving??? where’s my parade”

lance, after literally saving someone’s life: “lol nbd. anyway check out these tiny little hero mice aren’t they great”

[in galra captivity] “…..do i talk first or do you talk first? i talk first?”

shiro and lance’s senses of humor are practically identical and lance Can Never Know

hunk and lance have achieved perfect optimist-pessimist equilibrium

hunk: “oh god we’re gonna die” lance: “of fun!!!”

lance is the “we can totally do this” to hunk’s “if we do this we’ll probably get stabbed”

they take turns being the voice of reason

coran eventually lets lance record the siren noise and shiro has to get pidge to hack the castle to delete it because coran uses it for everything

allura: “ugh lance is staring at me again :/” lance, thinking: “can allura turn her fingers into spoons”

lance doesn’t know keith’s full name. he remedies this situation in his own way

Keithiel Knives McMullet