Ship in a Bottle Webcomic

Luckily, it was hot water, not cold. Because that would be a mood killer.

Speaking of, Coronavirus has really hurt many of the rideshare trades, so if you could, either help us out on Patreon, we accept direct donations, and also, I’ve updated the BGR “Full Aria” bundle, as well as finally creating a deep discount bundle for Ship in a Bottle fans as well. Literally all of those options contribute…

Time fer Trixie to werk that dik.

I’m sure that was as painful to read as it was to write. XD

~Mace

Drop by Patreon and drop us some coin. Maybe I’ll step up my blogging game and quit hurting everyone with my “clever” banter. ;3

Somehow, Trixie got rid of her shirt and panties without us noticing. That’s a special gift.

~Mace

Patreon is life. The link is on the left!

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 12

The nitty AND the gritty, all at once? I’m not sure Trixie can handle it…

~Mace

Join Patreon, and hopefully we can avoid any more 5-month hiatuses!

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 11

I don’t really have clever tags today.

So, Trixie gains some insight, and Bear makes his move.

~Mace

PATREON keeps us alive. The link is a graphic on the upper left of the page.

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 10

Bear knows what’s going on.

If everyone is wondering what the fuck is going on with updates, part of it is because the Patreon is stagnating. Now, hold on! I’m not blaming you. But without growth, I’m actually not making enough money to be able to hold all of this magnificent empire together. I also owe a huge balance to our regular artists. Our hosting is expired and I owe $150 to Dreamhost. I…

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 9

I’m sure everything will be fine.

~Mace

Patreon!

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 8

That’s the sound of failure.

~Mace

Patreon gets the goods done.

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 7

Yeah, good thing…

~Mace

Patreon is the water of our life. Or direct donations. I’m not married to it…

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 6

Ah, Bear. Always keeping track of things like a good little minion. Akane sure seems to be getting hot-and-bothered. Also: STRIPED PANTIES.

~Mace

Patreon and PayPal Donations keep the bilge rats out of this boat, folks! Thanks.

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 5

A new challenger approaches? She seems oddly familiar for some reason…

Alan and Clara need to practice more discretion. They’re getting caught by everyone these days!

~Mace

Patreon is life, so be sure to get involved!

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 4

You heard the lady! Keep going.

Almost out of the woods for the short-term, but I still need help. I’m doing some side-projects to generate revenue, but as always, keep the eye on the prize with Patreon so we don’t lose momentum again! Also, see my alter-ego’s social media. We got some stuff brewing with Starship Moonhawk.

~Mace

PATREON!

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 3

She actually prefers it when he gets overly aggressive with her. It’s not like he can actually break a half-genie…

Also, this is the page that was supposed to go up last week (hence the backdating). A new page will be up tomorrow. Well, new-ish. Page 5 of this story will be the first NEW new page.

~Mace

Don’t forget to help us with the Patreon. If it slips, I won’t be able to keep going.

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 2

Page 2 of what you may or may not have seen before. Don’t worry. We’re getting there.

In the meantime, Alan really seems to be hitting the “good spots” as he gets his groove back.

~Mace

Patreon is life. Like victory. Or, something.

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 1

A secret park rendezvous between Alan and Clara. This might explain a few things that happen in Chapters 4 and 5, don’tcha think? And yes, some parts of this you saw before. The first half is pre-paid. The rest is being made from the existing Patreon patrons. We will be introducing a new character soon. One who will ad some “learned experience” to the Harem at a later date. WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?…

“Hokum Pocus” – Cover

No, your brain didn’t break, and you have not been shifted into an alternate reality. There were some “unanswered questions” in the original story structure, so I decided that we should really cover those items, formally. You know, as opposed to an “optional” bonus comic. Now, this doesn’t mean there won’t be bonuses. But I’m thinking of doing something more “attainable” like what we did with…

“Here’s To You, Mrs. Robinson” – Pg. 31

Don’t come to my page and angry react without leaving a comment.

Non sequitur aside, that’s it for Chapter 5! Stay tuned for something interesting next week!

~Mace

Patreon and Shiz!