Hi there! I'm Minty! I had to finish up this blog last minute because I got sick for a week while planning it! Sorry it's not pretty! That may or may not change. Bare minimum pinned post, wheeee~!
This is a self-shipping blog for @/cool-mint! I did it as a fun little thing that I do not expect to last more than a few days or a week (I will probably private instead of delete when it's run its course). I'm always falling for npcs and/or minor characters, so this is dedicated specifically to them 💕 I have NO idea what kind of content I will or won't be putting up here, probably just silly little ramblings, but uhhh yeah! Welcome! Feel free to ask me things or tag me in things, if you want ^^
-> Minty's Selfship List <-
Including some veerrrry slightly not-so-minor characters from Skyrim because it's a thousand years old. sue me
IMPORTANT NOTE under the cut!!
This is all in good fun and meant to be a silly little birthday gift to myself! I think self shippers are genuinely so fun and amazing, and I'm so lucky to be friends with so many great ones!! I don't really do it much myself, so I wanted to join in for just a little while ^^ When I say I'm being silly, it's just because I'm having a good time; it's not reflecting on the selfshipping community or selfshippers in general. Thank you for understanding (and hopefully joining me)! <3
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up late once again. thinking I would like less responsibility. thinking it might be so cool if Ancano had me trapped (metaphorically, as a guest instructor, holding success over my head) (literally, in a lesser-traversed part of the library) at the College
Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do
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V curious about!! Who the FIRST EVER character you selfshipped with was + who is the latest!! Please tell me in the rbs or comments bc I would really like to see if there is a pattern to be found <33
because I couldn't find a list easily that fit what I was looking for! Please feel free to reblog, and have fun <3
These also work for ships and ocs in general; there’s no requirement for you to use them specifically for selfshipping! Questions below the cut!
🧋 What are you and your f/o's café orders (drink + snack)?
💼 Do you and your f/o visit each other at work/school/etc.? Do you keep to yourselves, or make your presence known?
🗺️ In terms of getaways/vacations/trips, do you and your f/o prefer: mountains or seaside? Urban or rural? Forest or desert?
🎲 If you and your f/o were playing D&D (or any other applicable ttrpg!), what race/species and class would you and they be playing as? Would you each prefer to be a player or the DM?
💐 If you and/or your f/o were going to get flowers for the other, what kind would they be? Why?
🍱 Who does the cooking? Are there dishes that you and/or your f/o are best at or proud of?
🫶 What are your f/o's most desirable traits? What about yours (from their perspective)?
📆 Do you and your f/o have any special dates and/or anniversaries?
🐈⬛ If you were temporarily turned into an animal, what would your f/o want you turned into? What animal would you want your f/o to turn into? How would you look after each other?
🌡️ How are you and your f/o when you each get sick? How do you care for each other?
🪴 You and your f/o have to take care of a houseplant! What kind of plant is it, and does it survive?
🍿 What's you and your f/o's favorite movie and/or show to watch together?
🎻 What activities do you and your f/o enjoy doing together?
🐇 Do you and your f/o have any pets?
📚 Are you and your f/o good at keeping on task, or are either of you very distractible? How do you help each other (or not)?
🪡 Your f/o has to pick up one of your skills or hobbies, and you have to do the same with one of theirs! What do you each pick and why?
🛋️ How do you and your f/o like to sit together (position, closeness, etc.)?
🪑 You and your f/o have to go to a big furniture store together! What happens? What do you each enjoy looking at the most? Do you have a good time overall?
🗝️ You and your f/o are in an escape room! How well do you do?
🧣 You trade outfits/style/etc. with your f/o! How do you each take it?
🔍 You or your f/o come to the other with bad news--one of you has committed a crime. What was it, and how does the one hearing the news react?
💕 You've both decided to start a collection together! What do you collect?
🎶 What are your and your f/o's favorite music to listen to? Do you both get along with each other's favorite styles?
👾 Do you play any games (video or otherwise) together?
🍝 What's your favorite kind of restaurant to go to together?
🌀 What is your favorite au for you and your f/o? What’s the happiest one? The saddest?
⚡️Assign a Pokémon to both you and your f/o! What would be each of your aces? What would you each be if you were a Pokémon?
🎁 What would you get your f/o as a surprise gift? What would they get you?
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asking for some orange juice and laundry detergent for you and any selfship you wish to talk about 💝
Oh! Thank you very much!! <3 I shall do my best to answer o7 Thank you for making such a fun list~!
Answering for Onmund!
orange juice ✦ what does a saturday morning look like for you two?
I think Onmund is very studious, but a sweet and doting partner who likes to take care of his significant other very well! So, in my mind, a Saturday morning might consist of him making breakfast, and getting us both ready for the day with a nice, warm drink and a walk before settling in to do some studying or practicing.
laundry detergent ✦ what do you smell like? what do they smell like?
I am always cooking, baking, and gathering herbs and ingredients, so I think I smell a lot like baked goods and plants! Probably snowberries most often, given the location of the College. Onmund studies a LOT and primarily uses lightning magic, so I imagine he's probably got a faint sort of...charged scent? If I'm romanticizing it, maybe like a rainstorm, and dusty books and scrolls!
tomato, eggs, and perhaps laundry softener (if you are comfy!) for Wintermint please :3c
awawaaaa I'm really sorry this took so long to answer!! I was so happy you asked and I ran out of time the day this happened and now that I've caught a moment I shall answer! Thank you for asking, and for waiting <3333
tomato ✦ what pet names do they use for you? what pet names do you use for them?
I think if he had a pet name for me, it'd be 'little bird' because I am always BEEPING AT HIM like a little chickadee (maybe he'd just call me 'chickadee' lmao) and never leaving him alone! I personally like using his name, but I'll say 'Vik' occasionally, and if I'm being very sweet, maybe 'snowdrop'.
eggs ✦ how would you describe your relationship to others?
I'd describe it to others as a kind of casual friendship, and I'm sure he'd describe it as "frustrating" or "annoying" (cheeks red while saying it though >w>). I like to hang out with him--my intentions are friendly, but I just can't get enough of teasing him when he's being a grump, and being nice to him when he's having a bad day. I like lifting his spirits because he seems so lonely! When/if he confessed feelings, I'd be hard pressed not to joke, 'Aren't we already dating?' just to see his reaction.
huehue laundry softener under the cut--
laundry softener ✦ what turns them on the most? what turns you on the most?
I think Viktor gets excited by being in charge! His role in the Fatui doesn't leave a lot of leisure time (technically), and he's always being given orders, even if the order is 'stay put and don't do anything'. He's absolutely never in charge of his own time, and he gets bored easily, and I think feels powerless. So, he looks forward to any time he can give orders or be in control! With Viktor, I like annoying him (affectionately) and trying to get a rise out of him (since he's generally just a little standoffish) so that he breaks 'character' and does something reckless out of frustration. I think this ends up with a lot of him 'forcing' me into situations where he has control and I don't (this is more than okay for me >w<)--I'd be nervous about things like public sex but I'm almost certain it'd happen at least a few times when he loses his composure and can't drag me back to the hotel fast enough.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MINTY SELFSHIPPING BLOG I DIDNT KNOW THIS EXISTED THIS MAKES ME HAPPY OMGIE HEHE WAIT I WANNA GO SHOPPING BUT I AM DISTRACTED SEEING ALL THE SHIPS
gunther hehe i see you, it makes sense to me - the genshin fatui okay okay & the xu one is cute waaa i'm getting carried away, i'm so excited to know this !!!!
okay okay for the ask game, could i please ask for
eggs, carrots & laundry detergent for any ships of your choosing, i will gladly take anything you offer <33 ily !!
HAHA YES THIS IS HERE........I just thought it would be fun to do an npc-themed one since I wanted to experience some of the fun and also not step on any toes accidentally (also I genuinely love minor characters like. SOOO many dating sims have characters that I love and cannot date?? help?????)~! I'm excited you know some of the characters :D
i was so sad when Barone said he was gonna add more marriage candidates in SDV and then...Gunther did not get picked xD I get it though! Just! Also! #mygunther lmao
OK time for answers...!! <3 I will spread the love around and also not be TOO lengthy!
Wildmint - eggs ✦ how would you describe your relationship to others?
Hmm...a difficult question for any pairing I think (at least for me xD), but I don't talk about the Skyrim beaus here so I will talk about Aela :3 Aela is strong and fierce and self-sufficient in pretty much all aspects, but I think since she surrounds herself with other hardened warriors, she could use a place of comfort to come back to, so while she is a source of safety and security, I'm more a source of stability and comfort. I like cooking special meals just for her, and making sure everything at home is warm and comforting so she can let her guard down a little and relax when she wants to!
Peppermint - carrots ✦ what is your ideal romantic getaway?
I HAVE to take Jazari's ass to Fontaine...!! I think he'd be curious about the mechs they have over there :3 The scenery change is pretty drastic as well, so I think it'd be a good place for him to take a break! I would be finding and treating him to all the best food as well! Since he's often low on funds, I would save up and pay for the entire trip myself, so he can relax and not worry about anything. Plus, where better than fantasy!France for romance? Refreshing scenery and beautiful views, plenty of things to do, and prime spots for picnics ^^
Teamint - laundry detergent ✦ what do you smell like? what do they smell like?
I like to use cherry blossom scented sprays and lotions best, so probably that, since I wear them deliberately and they'd definitely still be a thing in Teyvat! I think Xu smells like parchment, with occasional layers of baked goods, seafood, tea, and flowers. He seems to me like he is ALWAYS working, and given that he primarily seems to be in charge of Xingqiu (and keeping him on task), I think it makes sense that he'd pick up scents from whatever the young master is trying to avoid doing, and things around the main house and guild.
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oh oh oh selfship game!! ❤️💙🖤 for Viktor please :D
Anything for you, Auphie <33
❤️ Do you have any headcanons about your f/o? Are they common or not? What inspired them?
I'm honestly not sure what kinds of headcanons are floating around out there about Viktor lmao, or how common or uncommon they are, but I think he probably wants a big family (too bad I do not kl;ajf;askdfja;jdsh)! He gets along so well with Lily, and he gets bored frequently, so I think that follows. I also think he likes instructing others! Feeling like he's able to impart knowledge and be appreciated are things I think he really loves. I also headcanon that he doesn't have much of a family if any at all, and is kind of a loner who has a hard time making friends. He seems so lonely and awkward to me!
💙 What's your favorite thing about your f/o?
I like that he's actually very kind, even though he puts up a nonchalant and distant front! He's so sweet, worrying over other people and wanting to do a good job ;w; Patting his head omg.
🖤 If your f/o has any friends/colleagues/family, how do you feel about them? Would you get along? What's your relationship with them like?
Weeellllll former boss Signora's dead so! Not much to say on that front, though based on what little I know about her, I think my impression of her at least as Viktor's superior would have been pretty okay! She seemed like a decent boss, RIP. I suppose the only other colleagues/etc. he'd have that I know about are Vsevolod and Pulcinella. I might have met the former, but probably not the latter. My impression of them both is not very good >w>;; stop bullying Viktor into working jobs he doesn't care about and also...Pulcinella has me Concerned and I do not want Viktor to be a part of any of his nonsense...
💛 Is your interpretation of your f/o closer to canon or is it more of your own creation?
I'd like to say it's pretty close to canon but it's hard to say because he has soooo little going for him in-game xD I do think he probably leaves the library/museum a little more often than what we see in-game (I think he leaves canonically twice?? absurd. get this man to the mountains for a picnic), but his sense of humor, mild personality, and enthusiasm for artifacts and minerals are all heavily supported by what little we see! I mostly build on what there is :3 (pretty typical for me in terms of character interpretations tho tbh)
🩷 Do you think your relationship would change canon at all? (ex. If they have a moment of struggle, how would having you there change things?)
I did not read which question this was before I answered the other one lmao, kind of already answered but I think the biggest thing that would change is I would get him outside!! Also HE NEEDS TO BE AT FESTIVALS......let him participate...he needs to go to the fair and eat a burger!!!! It always baffles me that he's like, not allowed to leave his work place (does he live there? I think he probably does...) 😂 I think I'd encourage him to hold an event at the library/museum too! So, new seasonal event in canon for sure >:3
