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California is never safe, if he sits still for too long no matter where he is York will find him and lay across his entire body and gently gnaw on him the entire time and have to being physically removed

its really Cali's fault for being so warm and tall and comfy, now that York is helping him eat properly he's only getting more appealing

but everyone assumes hes a off and on vegetarian or keto or something cause he's constantly asking for detailed description's of whats in foods and all the stuff in his pantry are super specific expensive brands of niche substitute foods no one has ever heard of

the other states dont take it very seriously cause of that

he rarely trusts food made by other people after the third time he was left hunched over the toilet throwing his guts up cause someone swore the meal didnt have meat in it only for the sauce to have chicken power or something

He doesn't mind pubs n bars, but he is going out to dance his ass out, not to drink and forget or just be a lil bitch like most of the NE or some of the sad drinkers, "like live a little, stop sulking" type of guy.

He absolutely doesn't go out with those ppl that don't do anything, but sit and drink, he thinks it's just a little too boring. If you ask for the simplest beer that you can buy in any shop and just sit there, at least do it at home where u can watch tv and hear smth above this goddamn music.

Also it might be a main reason why a lot of states don't know it about him, simply because they are "too fucking lazy to move around and not just sit there" and also main reason why he will never come to places like that with most of the south who know like two dances that he'd rather die than be seen with in a club he likes.

Most clubs he visits already know him well enough that their workers could chit chat with him anytime n know his name.

ohhohoh yes i can !!! i have lots of thoughts about them !!!!!!!!! ouugghhhhg

CaliYork Fluff HCs!

Theater kids. Oh they are both theater freaks!!! (Projecting here but!) York is constantly cast in theater specifically, while California is an avid consumer! They're constantly singing together, and the entire statehouse gets annoyed.

Hollywood California. Ohhh Hollywood California. He was constantly starring in movies, he was one of the leading men. He typically played the love interest. The fan service was insane. And you know what York thought of all this?? Oh he loved it. Yeah, he'd get jealous that he was kissing other people, but DAMNNN he was kissing other people!!

They're often cuddling, California's love language is touch, so He's constantly clinging to York.

California is a YAPPER!! He'll have just sessions where he talks at York, and just rambles for hours on end. He infodumps a lot, about what he's hyperfixating on, and his special interests. York loves to listen ti him, he finds it genuinely endearing. He love's California's voice.

California had a "Phase" where he was a pop star.... he's embarrassed about it, but York actually loved it. He loved listening to California sing, and be so passionate about something.

“You get: loyal husband. I get: head pats.” —New York trying to get California to marry him

Tennessee: now that hanks dead, I can take the steal guitar and fiddle out of country music and get it on pop radio for a more mainstream audience

*california, bursting in*

California: “the fuck you are!”

Inspired by @abcwordsurge ‘s Ohioigan bingo card I had to make a Texacali version.

Feat. some of the most common fandom tropes I’ve seen for them over the years. (I love all these tropes btw, and use them myself!)

Honestly the free space should just be Texas’ gay denial…🤷🏻🤠

I could call this caliyork coded and move on orrrrrrr consider this: